do you guys live in low income suburbs like me? if so, you've surely got an old man who comes every so often in a makeshift buggy with a honda moped engine strapped onto the end of it that sells ice cream and treats n shit.

do you buy anything from them? i usually never do, havent bought anything from them in like a year but im dying to have something sweet and or fruity and im craving what we call a granizado:

which is basically just ice drowned in various fruit juice of your liking. im craving watermelon right now personally

so yeah whatever talk about it
Title is ice cream but picture is not ice cream. What a sham.
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Haven't heard or seen an ice cream truck since I was living in NY. But it was in the suburbs with mostly white people.
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He drives around in his ice-cream van blasting that ice-cream van music whenever the sun is out. I'd get myself a 99 but I don't want to know how much more than 99p they cost nowadays
The one's round here either play Greensleeves or the Popeye theme tune. At least yours is somewhat food based.
I also live in the poor suburbs and have an ice cream truck too! I never bother to buy anything though. I just sit in my apartment and watch it drive by.
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I haven't bought ice cream from an ice cream man since I was little. The guy that would come around my neighborhood was called Mr. Dingaling, such a bad name for an ice cream guy.
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I haven't seen an ice cream man in years.
Last time I bought something from an ice cream man was when I was 12

There's one that has a route on the street my dorm building is off of, I always think of the Eddie Murphy sketch when I hear him.

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I had the best ice cream man in my neighborhood. He was ****ing huge, he looked like the big black guy in The Green Mile. He was also a bit messed up mentally and would drive the truck around yelling and flapping his arm out the window saying he was flying. And then he asked me and my friends if we wanted to go rob a bank. And when my friend bought a King Kong ice cream treat, he exclaimed, "KING KONG MOTHER****ER, KING KONG!!!!"

Yeah, he was definitely the best ice cream man in the world.
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