#1
Hey guys it's Christmas in July. The festive day when people burn their dried and decrepit Christmas trees to finally free up that corner space in their garages.

Who's celebrating?
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#3
Who waits until July? I burn the fucker as soon as the clock hits midnight and it becomes boxing day.
#4
My birthday happens at the end of June. That's 6 months in between Christmas.
My Christmas in July was last month.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Greatest day of the year if you ask me...but thats just because its my birthday
#6
I'll celebrate by staying up trying to see santa.
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#8
Quote by snipelfritz
I'll celebrate by staying up trying to see santa.

Ah, you're not gonna see him. He goes to the south pole in the summer.
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#9
My city has a designated day about a week after New Year's specifically for Christmas tree pickups.


If you're seriously taking your tree down now how long have you had termites for
#11
i am already scheming about secret santa
i don't know why i feel so dry
#13
Quote by DonGlover
Ah, you're not gonna see him. He goes to the south pole in the summer.

That's why I said "trying." It doesn't work in December ever so I don't know why it might work now.
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#14
Quote by snipelfritz
That's why I said "trying." It doesn't work in December ever so I don't know why it might work now.

Well you wouldn't catch him in Spring either because he spends that down in Cancún. I believe, if I remember his schedule correct, Santa does go for a beer run through Milwaukee on his way back up to the North Pole some where in late August. That's your best chance.

Good luck!
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#15
People seriously celebrate a 'July Christmas'? That's next-level asshattery.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#16
Quote by Wormholes
There is only one Christmas, and it's on December Twenty-Fourth.

ftfy
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