it's Saturday, you're drunk and haven't tricked any girls into sleeping with you

I'm not drunk.

and why would I want to trick someone into sleeping with me? That seems very immoral.

TS you are a bad man.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
I just polished off this bottle of wine. I've got 45 minutes until bar close.

Time to pick up some scraps, eh?