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Warning: If you're offended by sexual topics like this then **** off prude.

Over the past two weeks i've been in a place where masturbation was simply not an option. Don't get me wrong, its actually possible to go without for so long but I actually came to notice that my libido was increasing and that my standards were actually dropping.

Normally I consider myself to have pretty high standards compared to most other guys but over the past two weeks i've noticed that I was looking at girls that I would normally class as a 7 as an 8 and 8's as 9's etc.

I thought this was pretty interesting and was wondering if anyone else has noticed anything like this before?
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It's called desperation.


I suppose

Ooo thats made me wonder. Are girls who don't masturbate more likely to want a partner than the ones who do?
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Normally I consider myself to have pretty high standards compared to most other guys but over the past two weeks i've noticed that I was looking at girls that I would normally class as a 7 as an 8 and 8's as 9's etc.

ugh shut up
#9
No, this is unheard of in the history of humanity, TS, and you are a disgusting aberration.
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Over the past two weeks i've been in a place where masturbation was simply not an option.

Where?
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Where?


Holiday home where there is never any privacy.
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Holiday home where there is never any privacy.

There's no shower?
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#13
I went 6 months without having an orgasm for a bet and to see how it will go. I was super horny the first month, but from then on, I don't think that anything, except erections being very easy to acquire, was different from normal.
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#14
It's hard to imagine a situation where a nice wank would be all that difficult to achieve..... What, no bathroom stalls? Hell, when I was in the army guys would shamelessly 'beat the sheets" in an open bay.
One guy was in mid-wank when we were supposed to fall out for reveille... "Wait a minute, I'm almost done!"

I imagine in a politically-correct world the idea of having "standards" is sexist to the nines.... But the biological realism of sexual attractiveness is pretty simple... Another person is appealing or not.
However... In my life (likely considerably longer than most on this board) I have noticed a number of fellows who have apparently no standards whatever.... The drunk, nasty, foul-mouthed skank is as attractive as a super-model.

I'll relate another military story.... We had been out "in the field" for a couple of weeks. We spent a LOT of time training and doing maneuvers out in the damned boondocks.
So... We're kicking back around the old APC when one of the guys emerges from the woods... "Guys....Women!"
We followed this individual through the brush and came upon a group of three German ladies who were gathering wood. These ladies were rather typical middle-aged German hausfrau types, very chunky, red-faced, thick-limbed...Obviously the product of hard physical work for many years coupled with the German diet of sausages and beer....
Also dressed in garments that one might charitably describe as "rough"....

In short, other than being genetically female, these women were about as attractive to me as a holstein. But several of the lads were obviously delighted....
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There's no shower?

His family probably showers together to save water, lots of people do it, don't judge.
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His family probably showers together to save water, lots of people do it, don't judge.

He lives in Wales, which is in the top 3 wettest places to live(along with Scotland and Atlantis).
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How about you stop being a scumbag and stop ranking women by numbers.


This. Men who rate women by some arbitrary scale that they have made up probably have never spoken to a woman before.
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This. Men who rate women by some arbitrary scale that they have made up probably have never spoken to a woman before.

Well I spoke to ur mum last night haha!


She was very nice and helped me find the methadone clinic.
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Well I spoke to ur mum last night haha!


She was very nice and helped me find the methadone clinic.


Amazing since she's been dead for 10 years.
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Amazing since she's been dead for 10 years.

Maybe she's just pretending to be dead to avoid talking to you, I have to admit that I'm beginning to share her sentiments.
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Amazing since she's been dead for 10 years.

Well that explains why she just lays there.
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#24
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**** off prude
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ugh shut up

**** off prude
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How about you stop being a scumbag and stop ranking women by numbers.

**** off prude
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This. Men who rate women by some arbitrary scale that they have made up probably have never spoken to a woman before.

**** off prude
#25
Idk why it's not an option but just jerk ur gerkin and be done with it. Also super horniness may lead to you just havin a shag or whatever with someone, who cares. But don't over think the whole situation.
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#26
Maybe if you didn't treat women like objects you wouldn't be masturbating so much?
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cry harder

dont be upset yer mum is a 1
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#30
I don't see what is wrong with rating and compartmentalising females in your head on an arbitrary scale of attractiveness as long as you are not like "ugh I'm not hanging out with her she is only a 6" or say stupid stuff like "I would only sleep with an 8 or above".
#31
yea i dont get why rating a woman's looks on a scale of 1-10 is bad, its pretty harmless if your just with a couple buddies and are looking at woman. some people are more attractive than others.

its not like im going to go be a prick and start harassing woman with it.
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#32
Sorry to say this but not everyone is equally attractive so an arbitrary and individual ranking scale is perfectly fine.
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Hold on. So, TS can't masturbate for 2 weeks and can't handle it?


Self-control. What is it?!!!


Where does it say I couldn't handle it?

The only thing I noticed was the way I looked at girls changed a little bit.
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**** off prude

**** off prune
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yea i dont get why rating a woman's looks on a scale of 1-10 is bad, its pretty harmless if your just with a couple buddies and are looking at woman. some people are more attractive than others.

its not like im going to go be a prick and start harassing woman with it.



Because you're reinforcing the idea that a woman's worth is her sex appeal. And if you don't see why that's harmful, you're an idiot.
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Because you're reinforcing the idea that a woman's worth is her sex appeal. And if you don't see why that's harmful, you're an idiot.


But sex appeal is a thing which does have a worth... Sad but true.

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#40
I think there's just a difference of attitude though between "that girl is attractive" and "she's about a....7 I'd say".
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