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ITT post examples of really bad relationship advice/tips women have been given from media sources like cosmo, the view, etc.

A few I've heard from my girlfriend from a show by anderson cooper (some gay guy) is that if a man takes his phone to the bathroom with him he's hiding something on it. No, that usually just means I have to take a shit and I'm gonna browse the web, maybe post a thread in the pit and 'if a man doesn't want to have sex, that means he's getting it somewhere else'. No, sometimes we are just tired from working or not in the mood, it happens to men too.

Overall these are examples were probably written by someone who's experienced them firsthand, and come to the conclusion 'this must be true in every conceivable situation ever!' But then there's extreme example like from an article I think cosmo saying that men like it when you bite their dick during a blow job. Which I don't know how anyone could actually enjoy that, or if the feminist bitch who wrote it just doesn't want any man to ever receive pleasure again.
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you're saying women have been given bad advice from UG's relationship thread?
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Yes.
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I love that you just called Anderson Cooper "some gay guy".
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Some women are under the impression that guys will be into them because of their personality or career path instead of their sexual appeal it's pretty ridiculous right?

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Yes.

Btw I'm just talking out of my ass but if I were a woman I wouldn't take advice on relationships from a handful of anonymous male Internet goers.
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#12
it would be a good idea if you were in a relationship with a male internet goer though
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men like it when you bite their dick during a blow job.

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in a relationship with a male internet goer

This is also a bad idea
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Never read them, but considering they have to keep writing them, fair to say that the seven tips to a better sex life all those magazines at the checkout at the grocery store advertise on the front cover are bullshit.
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#18
To be in charge of a mans "mental health" and discourage discussions about time travel and Mars. Especially is said man has been a crazy nerd his whole life. These things put too much stress on young women.

Not necessarily from the media but it was all I could come up with. I do my best to avoid that type of media at all costs.
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where do i start?

someone remind me and i'll pick up a cosmo tomorrow and post some highlights
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Rub Icy Hot on his ballsack, the sensations will drive him insane!
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#21
It's alright for women to cheat because it means that their significant other isn't treating them well enough.

I didn't hear it from a magazine. But still, really dumb.
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Rub Icy Hot on his ballsack, the sensations will drive him insane!

It's true though
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Every day time talkshow ever. Especially you Steve Hardy Mantraitor!
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I read in one of those cosmo type magazines at work, an article encouraging girls to try chocking a guy with a tie while he's ****ing her. Idk bout any of you, but I'd slap anyone who started randomly choking me.
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Any advice ever given by Joan Burnie(used to be the agony aunt in the Daily Record; if you believed her, everything is always the guy's fault - even between lesbians).
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This is a goldmine: http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-best-of-ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-emcosmopolitan-em-edition

Examples:

38. "If your guy is suddenly going around all happy and whistling, then you need to find out why."

39. "Be especially careful if he is neat, well-groomed or spending more time at the gym."

34. "Record your voice on your cell the next time you have a solo session. Then, send him the audio file in the middle of the day, with just the text, 'Wanna hear me do this tonight?'"
In the middle of the day. Best time. Right when he’s at work. No way that could go wrong.

36. "Hide your turned-on vibrator in his sock drawer. When he figures out where the buzzing is coming from, tell him he gets to experience its pleasure power."
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Don't lick men's faces during sex. It's weird.


True. You can lick it before or after but during sex? Nasty.
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This is a goldmine: http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-best-of-ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-emcosmopolitan-em-edition

Examples:

38. "If your guy is suddenly going around all happy and whistling, then you need to find out why."

39. "Be especially careful if he is neat, well-groomed or spending more time at the gym."

34. "Record your voice on your cell the next time you have a solo session. Then, send him the audio file in the middle of the day, with just the text, 'Wanna hear me do this tonight?'"
In the middle of the day. Best time. Right when he’s at work. No way that could go wrong.

36. "Hide your turned-on vibrator in his sock drawer. When he figures out where the buzzing is coming from, tell him he gets to experience its pleasure power."


jesus this is terrifying
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Every day time talkshow ever. Especially you Steve Hardy Mantraitor!

Steve Harvey?
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#32
As a general one, the whole 'playing hard to get' thing.

Surely no guy actually appreciates that?
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As a general one, the whole 'playing hard to get' thing.

Surely no guy actually appreciates that?


I certainly don't.

And some actual advice that's not actual advice because if you had any decency you'd know already. Whoever cancels a date is up to arrange a new date. Don't make the other person responsible, that's just rude.