Nicolas Cage and Keanu Reeves have been using black magic to live forever

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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
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Plot twist: Both their names are Dorian Grey.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
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Yes because the guy from 1875 looks totally like Keneaennigegag reeeeeeeeeves
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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That's just cause Özil's an alien. Honestly, look at him. He does not have human features.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
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That's just cause Özil's an alien. Honestly, look at him. He does not have human features.

Ahh you're right. Reminds me of Ted Raimi.
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uhh what
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
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What a picture Bob
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Ahh you're right. Reminds me of Ted Raimi.

yep, equally alien :p
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
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Keanu Reeves can't be Jesus cause the bible would be written like "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone cause that would be like, totally uncool and screwed up man" - Reeves 420:69
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Quote by CodeMonk
Enzo Anselmo Ferrari - 18 February 1898 – 14 August 1988
Mesut Özil born 15 October 1988


Thats awful close.

banned
#16
Well I can easily explain Nic Cage. He's the One True God duh.
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Enzo Anselmo Ferrari - 18 February 1898 – 14 August 1988
Mesut Özil born 15 October 1988


Thats awful close.


Are you implying that Enzo Ferrari died and crawled into a woman who was 7 months pregnant before eating her unborn baby and wearing it's skin?
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Jul 29, 2014,
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The only person who can cut off Chuck Norris' ear is Chuck Norris.

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#26
anybody see Man of Tai Chi? Keanu Reeves actually started to look a little older in that one.
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#28
Reeves is believable, but the facial structure is not quite right on Cage's doppelganger and the ears are waaaaaaaaay wrong.
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Well lifted from Cracked, TS.

i just looked at this cracked article and it says nothing about the use of black magic
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#30
people have been drawing amy winehouse for thousands of years

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if you want some proper illuminati shit then look no further




And the photo was taken in NEW YORK!!!
#35
Well humans have been around for 100,000 years or so. There's bound to be some that look identical to others
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Well humans have been around for 100,000 years or so. There's bound to be some that look identical to others


like mary kate and ashley
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil