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Why do I have such a deep urge to get into a fight? It's been going on for weeks... I even have dreams about it! It can't be healthy, any ideas?
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#2
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#3
Just start learning how to fight at a gym or something you weirdo.
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#5
Go to a bar and start telling dudes there ******, At least one should punch you, You might live/not sustain permanent bodily harm.

pls don't get in to a fight bro you'll die or go to prison and probably get smashed in the showers and not the smashing your thinking about.
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#6
I've been battling with the same urges for a little over a year now as well as other emotional issues

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#11
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Oh come on, you never fantasized about the adrenaline rush of getting into a fight? It would be fun if the person had it coming.
#12
Fightings fun and with the right equipment can be sufficiently safe. Join muay thai or an mma class, theyre a blast

As to why youre feeling this way, its completly natural. Animals in the wild are constantly play fighting and as civilized beings were forbid from such behaviour and the urge grows stronger. Plenty of other feel like this and once you get it out of your system youll feel really at peace and chill after. Lifting weights and exercising might help a bit too,youve probably got a bitof excess testosterone floatingaround
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#17
You guys ever have those fighting dreams that drive down to slow motion? Like I get into an altercation with someone, I try to talk it out, and if all else fails we get into a fight.

The only thing is when I get into fights in my dreams I slow down once punches are thrown and it leaves me with ideas of where to hit next since I can see the fight from a slower frames per second (or whatever time exists in the realm of dreamery). It's pretty cool.

I always wake up amped out of my dreaming mind.
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You guys ever have those fighting dreams that drive down to slow motion? Like I get into an altercation with someone, I try to talk it out, and if all else fails we get into a fight.

The only thing is when I get into fights in my dreams I slow down once punches are thrown and it leaves me with ideas of where to hit next since I can see the fight from a slower frames per second (or whatever time exists in the realm of dreamery). It's pretty cool.

I always wake up amped out of my dreaming mind.

This happens to me, except I'm the only one in slow motion, so when I go to return the punch, it's at like 0.2mph, and when I hit the person it doesn't do anything. Sucks
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#19
I've gotten those as well. They suck shit.

I also had a cowboy shoot off in a saloon and everything went slow mo. I drew my pistol and the other guy drew faster in slow motion I could see the bullet piercing my waist as I fell slow to the ground and died.

Dreams are scary.
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#21
was going to make a fight club reference but to lazy someone do it for me please&thanku
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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#22
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This happens to me, except I'm the only one in slow motion, so when I go to return the punch, it's at like 0.2mph, and when I hit the person it doesn't do anything. Sucks


That shit is the worst
#23
go train at an mma gym. eat a few shots and your neanderthal urges will go away quickly enough
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#25
Take a wrestling or grappling or jiu jitsu class. It's hella fun.
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go train at an mma gym. eat a few shots and your neanderthal urges will go away quickly enough

Yeah most people lose the desire to punch things once they realize they have to get punched themselves
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#28
Because he wants to know more about himself: ''How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?''
#30
Then go fight a guy. Go to a bar wearing a v neck, and the first guy to chirp your shirt, you give him a shove and say "wanna go bud?". Then take it outside and see whos the better fighter. You'll probably not want to fight again.

I've been in a few scraps and have no interest in fighting at all anymore. You look feel like a prick afterwards for ruining a good time.
#31
this is what you need, op.

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#32
TS, it's because you looked in a mirror and saw someone you wanted to beat up, and you want to get someone else to do all the work for you.
#33
Maybe you need to do something more healthy than picking a fight, to work out your aggression. Like Cianyx said, go try out an MMA gym. Maybe take up boxing. Or join a karate club. Something!

Maybe even talk to a mental health professional about it, on top of taking up a sport like the above?
Note: I'm not saying you're unwell or anything. I'm just saying mental health professionals can sometimes help you work through the root causes of aggression. A doctor bill costs less, in the long run, than you going to jail, right?


Just do yourself a favor and don't pick a fight with some random guy, since that could possibly land you in jail for assault or disturbing the peace or whatever. This isn't something you should ruin your life over, man. Things are a lot harder in life, if you have a felony on your record, I imagine. Find a healthy way to deal with your aggression.
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Maybe you need to do something more healthy than picking a fight, to work out your aggression. Like Cianyx said, go try out an MMA gym. Maybe take up boxing. Or join a karate club. Something!

Maybe even talk to a mental health professional about it, on top of taking up a sport like the above?
Note: I'm not saying you're unwell or anything. I'm just saying mental health professionals can sometimes help you work through the root causes of aggression. A doctor bill costs less, in the long run, than you going to jail, right?


Just do yourself a favor and don't pick a fight with some random guy, since that could possibly land you in jail for assault or disturbing the peace or whatever. This isn't something you should ruin your life over, man. Things are a lot harder in life, if you have a felony on your record, I imagine. Find a healthy way to deal with your aggression.
Might land you in jail, or the guy might turn out to be a genuine psycho who wears your skin as a onesie.
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Because he wants to know more about himself: ''How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?''

Your honour, my client pleads not guilty to the unprovoked assault charge on the grounds that he thought Fight Club had something profound to say
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#38
you sound like you are psychopathy ts
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#39
Bar brawls are your friend.
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