#2
Sounds like a pretty cool idea, man.
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#4
i make the lasagna it takes all day but my tables are empty anyway
i don't know why i feel so dry
#5
okay
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#9
Would it actually be just a cooking show? or would there be some sort of dramatic story line interwoven? Or would there be stuff that's in between the on-air "show parts"

This actually is an interesting idea.
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#11
Make something with bananas and I will support you.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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#13
I dare you to have a Gordon Ramsay-esque chef in there.

I really want to hear some operatic swearing.
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#15
it should definitely star giada de laurentiis


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#16
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Would it actually be just a cooking show?

It would be "reality" opera.
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would there be some sort of dramatic story line interwoven? Or would there be stuff that's in between the on-air "show parts"

Every act would be a different course of a meal, Act 1 - , Act 2 - main, Act 3 - dessert
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Dessert
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Main Character - Horton Ramsgate

It would be "reality" opera.

Every act would be a different course of a meal, Act 1 - , Act 2 - main, Act 3 - dessert

Dessert

Sounds ambitious.

Best of luck to you, sir.
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#21
write an operetta in modern form based around a cherry pie

something like

He looks around the *******, and says 'something is really weird',
She says 'why do you say that?' He says 'cos you keep tryin' to get me outta here',
He says 'ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to red
and remember when I first walked through the door you acted like you had seen a ghost from the dead'

Then he says 'girl if you hidin' something i'm gonna be so mad', then he hears
something fallin he says ' what the **** was that?'
She says ' it sound like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing',
He said 'woman that sound did not come from upstairs, I'll be damned if you're not up to something,

The sound that i just heard, it came from this *******, and then he looks over by the stove
while shes easin' over by the dishes. and then he walks over to the refridgerator and pushes it back,
and then he looks in her face, looks like shes about to have a heart-attack, then he notices the pie on the counter
One slice is missing, now the stories gettin' scary, cos he comes to realise that Bridget is allergic to cherry.

Then he slowly looks up at her and now her face is red as hell, he's breathing real hard,
movin' closer, she says 'hon you don't look so well'
And then he says move
She says no
He says move
She says no
BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet,
he walks to the cabinet, he's close to the cabinet, now he's opening the cabinet.
Now pause the movie cos what i'm about to say to ya'll is so damn twisted,
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET!
they're coming to take me away
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#22
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He looks around the *******, and says 'something is really weird',
She says 'why do you say that?' He says 'cos you keep tryin' to get me outta here',
He says 'ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to red
and remember when I first walked through the door you acted like you had seen a ghost from the dead'

Then he says 'girl if you hidin' something i'm gonna be so mad', then he hears
something fallin he says ' what the **** was that?'
She says ' it sound like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing',
He said 'woman that sound did not come from upstairs, I'll be damned if you're not up to something,

The sound that i just heard, it came from this *******, and then he looks over by the stove
while shes easin' over by the dishes. and then he walks over to the refridgerator and pushes it back,
and then he looks in her face, looks like shes about to have a heart-attack, then he notices the pie on the counter
One slice is missing, now the stories gettin' scary, cos he comes to realise that Bridget is allergic to cherry.

Then he slowly looks up at her and now her face is red as hell, he's breathing real hard,
movin' closer, she says 'hon you don't look so well'
And then he says move
She says no
He says move
She says no
BITCH MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet,
he walks to the cabinet, he's close to the cabinet, now he's opening the cabinet.
Now pause the movie cos what i'm about to say to ya'll is so damn twisted,
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET!

Eh, not really fitting with the vibe of my current one, but I do like it

We can try to lead the way in operatic cooking