Poll: Who wiped?
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Mom
22 58%
Dad
1 3%
Other
6 16%
No one, I wore my skidmarks proudly.
9 24%
Voters: 38.
#1
When you were a kid, who usually wiped your bumhole?

For me it was almost always my mom, my dad wiped it once or twice but he wiped down and it sucked.


Discuss.
#2
I never knew my dad


Jk, but it was my mom, because my dad worked a lot.

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#4
I honestly don't remember. As far back as I can remember(the day I turned 3) I've been whipping it myself.
#7
I think they took turns
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everything that you've come to expect


#8
mum

wasn't fun for anyone really
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#9
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As far back as I can remember(the day I turned 3) I've been whipping it myself.

you kinky fucker
#11
Because that's really discussion-worthy...
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#12
Dont know, dont wanna know
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#13
The help. With $100 bills.

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#14
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Dont know, dont wanna know

This. If you remember, you got potty trained way too late.
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#17
Idk, sometimes when I have an anal creampie, I just lay there on my bed while it just flows out of me. Wiping it off just seems to take all the fun out.
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#19
The **** do you remember that? The **** would you ask or want to think about it?

I've wiped mine for as long as I can remember. I don't remember diapers, and I don't remember someone wiping my ass.
#25
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Was she hot?


Don't know I was pretty young, can't remember her face but she was young and skinny (good enough)
#26
Quote by Minicaxotinho
When you were a kid, who usually wiped your bumhole?

For me it was almost always my mom, my dad wiped it once or twice but he wiped down and it sucked.




Dude, just because you were a baby and didn't know any better doesn't make it okay for your Mum and Dad to touch you in private places like your bumhole and sexually abuse you like that. I think you should take this case to a lawyer.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#27
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Dude, just because you were a baby and didn't know any better doesn't make it okay for your Mum and Dad to touch you in private places like your bumhole and sexually abuse you like that. I think you should take this case to a lawyer.

#28
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Jk, but it was my mom, because my dad worked a lot.

Working as a self-owned slave to provide for the family you never see LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM!

This, 'cept my pops was a foreman on construction sites, not self employed.
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#29
OP are you hitting on me with this question? Because's it's working.
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#30
I was raised in the forest by a pack of wolves that found me in my crib after my parents were murdered, so they would lick my bum clean till I was old enough to lick my own bum.
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#32
As far as I know, both parents shared the role of wiping my ass. I'm sure it was a case of whoever was nearest doing the job.
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#33
19:0? I'm actually amazed.
I think both wiped mine, thanks for that option in the poll.
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#34
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OP are you hitting on me with this question? Because's it's working.

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I'll pick you up at 9


9pm.