#1
i got you this apron



bounce bounce bounce bounce
i don't know why i feel so dry
#2
Whoa is it really?

Happy birthday!
It was a pretty short notice, but I managed to get you a banana smoothie. I had to pull some big strings but I got it done, you can thank me later

It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
happy birthday

im still upset at the fact that you played "soon" as a request of mine and i missed it
#6
Hap birf gurl

mAd respeCTApropers

to the g's of cheese
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#7
yay happy birthday!
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#8
Happy birthday!
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#9
Happy Birthday I Got You A McRib #TheMcRibIsBack
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#13
I got you a porno

porno
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#18
hb.


here is some good british rye flour so you can make good european rye bread without resorting to your funny american flour with it's funny gluten and water content.

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#20
I got you nothing. I am just here to drink some banana smoothies and cuddle the cute baby elephant.

I can give you something more physical if you want later.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#22
I checked my privilege and realized buying you a gift would be patronizing, and assumptive that you need my handout. So I got you nothing, in turn empowering you.
#23
Happy birthday.

I got you some bread, some bacon, some lettuce and some tomatoes.

and an apron.



le bounce
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#24
Happy birthday saadia!
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#26
Quote by JustRooster
I checked my privilege and realized buying you a gift would be patronizing, and assumptive that you need my handout. So I got you nothing, in turn empowering you.


Dammit you stole my joke
My God, it's full of stars!
#28
Happy Birthday! I got you nothing because I'm a bastard
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#31
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Whoa is it really?

Happy birthday!
It was a pretty short notice, but I managed to get you a banana smoothie. I had to pull some big strings but I got it done, you can thank me later



It' s so hot in my house right now I saw this picture and I immediately started to drool. God damn this heat.


Also, Happy birthday vintage x metal!
#32
thank you so much guys you are so awesome
big thank you to ean for making this for me


most of my birthday was spent stuck in a full car for 13 hours up to Michigan BUT it was totally worth it and I had good time and get to see my friend get married tomorrow








I love you guys
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#33
Haaaappyyyy Biiiirrtthhdaaaayy
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
wooops, happy birthday vintage.



I got you a car door so you can roll the window down the next time you're stuck in a car for 13 hours.