#2
lol this user.
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#4
Alternate title

"Men fight over ex girlfriends"

Some Jeremy Kyle shit.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
This is probably a publicity stunt for the Lord of the Rings IV. Justin is rumored to play the leader of the arch rivals of the Sindar Elves clan: the cunts.
#6
And yet your username is "jbfan12".

For shame.
#8
All he did was throw water over bieber while DiCaprio clapped.
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#14
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12 could be their shoe size

or dress size

or it could be 12 inches they would like Justin Bieber to have.
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#15
Orlando Bloom gets to do all the best stuff. Be a multi millionaire film star, be an elf, be a pirate, kiss Keira Knightly, boff Miranda Kerr and now he gets to punch Beiber.

How about letting some of the rest of us have some of the good stuff.

You jerk
#16
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Orlando Bloom gets to do all the best stuff. Be a multi millionaire film star, be an elf, be a pirate, kiss Keira Knightly, boff Miranda Kerr and now he gets to punch Beiber.

How about letting some of the rest of us have some of the good stuff.

You jerk

He probably got a big penis too. That asshole.

Also he was an Elf-prince. He is the son of the Elf-King Thranduil of Mirkwood.
#17
Fascinating.
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#18
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He probably got a big penis too. That asshole.

Also he was an Elf-prince. He is the son of the Elf-King Thranduil of Mirkwood.



elfs clearly have small dicks come on. the few 'lucky' ones have that long thin twig thing going on.


why do you think elf chicks keep running off with other species.
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#19
A big penis would inhibit the elf's ability to move briskly through forests and such.
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#20
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elfs clearly have small dicks come on. the few 'lucky' ones have that long thin twig thing going on.


why do you think elf chicks keep running off with other species.

So dwarves has dicks as long as their legs?
#21
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So dwarves has dicks as long as their legs?



yeah, just look how they hobble about.


more on the thick, heavy side though


you know how most dwarves have big bellies? it's not fat, it's just their dicks wrapped up against their belly under their armour. if they kept it dangling or next to their leg it'd be super exposed and hard to walk around.
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#22
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yeah, just look how they hobble about.


more on the thick, heavy side though


you know how most dwarves have big bellies? it's not fat, it's just their dicks wrapped up against their belly under their armour. if they kept it dangling or next to their leg it'd be super exposed and hard to walk around.

Damn, you smart dude.
#23
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So dwarves has dicks as their legs?


FTFY
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#25
elves only grow hair on their heads which they do through their inner magic rather than anything natural. They only do it so other species completely despise them for being eyebrowless skinheads.
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#26
Cool thing about this is Leo waving Bieber off like he was a servant and then laughing when it all went down.
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#27
Why would somebody harm an innocent donkey, even if it belonged to Justin Bieber?


For real though, that video has been taken down by the time I get to look, and I can't be bothered to trawl through gossipy bullshit sites just to see what happened. Also, lol at LOTR dick talk between Orson and KnugenXVI
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#28
If Justin Beiber is boning Miranda Kerr there is no hope for the rest of us unless we win £70million on the lottery. How can that effeminate ladyboy pull that Goddess unless it's because he's unbelievably wealthy?
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#29
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If Justin Beiber is boning Miranda Kerr there is no hope for the rest of us unless we win £70million on the lottery. How can that effeminate ladyboy pull that Goddess unless it's because he's unbelievably wealthy?


Or you know, he's a dick, cuz you know, girls for someone odd unknown apparent reason enjoy the company of dicks who happen to look like Ellen DeGeneres.
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#31
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Or you know, he's a dick, cuz you know, girls for someone odd unknown apparent reason enjoy the company of dicks who happen to look like Ellen DeGeneres.

But I love Ellen
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