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#1
It has to be somewhere where you can keep a low profile and still manage to survive.

I'd go with Brazil.

Big country. Beaches. No deadly winters, and it help that I speak the language. Good luck finding me there.
#2
I wouldn't run off, because I'm not a ****.


Well, I am. Just not that sort.
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#3
You're just the scumbag to make this thread Phil. Good luck getting your mom pregnant with your stupid brother-son.
#4
dead beat dad ass nigga
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
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I wouldn't run off, because I'm not a ****.


Well, I am. Just not that sort.


Just pretend she's a gold digger to make it seem less immoral.
#8
Quote by Philip_pepper
Just pretend she's a gold digger to make it seem less immoral.

Seriously, if she was a gold digger, I'd laugh so hard you could hear me from your Brazillian hideaway.

I've got **** all money.
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#10
abortions are a thing, and if you head to d.c. you don't even have to inform the underage girl's parents.

really abortion is in your best interest if you're carrying my genetic material.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#13
I was really expecting a poll.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#14
Well I don't **** someone unless I could see myself raising a child with them. Call it stupid but it's nice to not have to worry about pregnancy like high-schoolers. I'd just hope she wouldn't not let me be in the kids life but forced me to pay for everything for 18 years because her friends said so and because a lot of chicks look at kids as property. If she said she wanted an abortion I'd support that, but a part of me would be all sad and stuff.
#15
Quote by Eastwinn
really abortion is in your best interest if you're carrying my genetic material.


word.
Last edited by Dregen at Aug 3, 2014,
#16
Well im about to have a job making more than enough to support myself so id just have the kid with her

But if i had to runaway...then the netherlands/amsterdam. I have a decent amount of dutch in me so it wouldnt be totally random, plus weed and prostitutes and stuff.
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#18
I'd lawyer up, claim she is insane and get full custody of the baby.


then I'd raise a super smart super fit god child
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#20
I wouldn't.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#21
France.

No real reason, I just want to go to France.
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#22
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France.

No real reason, I just want to go to France.

Why would anyone want to go there?
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#24
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Why would anyone want to go there?

To see things and stuff
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
Czech Republic. Always the Czech Republic.


France would be my next bet.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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#28
Quote by institutions
I only like guys and little 2d girls, so i'm safe.


Man

This is why you're safe

Who wants to breed with someone who says things like this
ayy lmao
#29
Lol that is such a loaded question.

I wouldn't knock a woman up like that on the account of me not being an asshole. Use a goddamn condom and/or birth control or keep it in your pants
#31
It's threads like these that make me come here.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


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#32
Quote by Wormholes
Because no one ever gets pregnant when using condoms and/or birth control.


Fine. But the chances are hella reduced when you do take precautionary measures.

Point is if you're not ready/don't want a kid don't be a moron. The alternative I suppose is getting a vasectomy but I think that's another discussion entirely
#33
Quote by chookiecookie
Man

This is why you're safe

Who wants to breed with someone who says things like this


I'm safe because I don't want to breed with them either.
#34
I wouldn't run off, because I'm not a fucking asshole!


Seriously, if you're the father of a child, you should be there and support the mother. Being an adult is about owning up to your responsibilities.
#36
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I wouldn't run off, because I'm not a fucking asshole!


Seriously, if you're the father of a child, you should be there and support the mother. Being an adult is about owning up to your responsibilities.


But imagine you find out that she pierced a hole in your condom and "forgot" to take the pill. Also, she really likes Nickelback.

Point is: you hate her and you need to run. Where do you go?!
#37
I wouldn't get someone pregnant in the first place. If I had to run away, it would be to Spain for sure. It's such a nice place. Great weather, beaches, culture, food, nice looking women, and I speak enough of the language to get by. Surviving is another question because it's damn near impossible for an American to get a work visa in the EU.
Last edited by zackk at Aug 3, 2014,
#38
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Good luck getting your mom pregnant with your stupid brother-son.


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#39
Quote by Philip_pepper
But imagine you find out that she pierced a hole in your condom and "forgot" to take the pill. Also, she really likes Nickelback.

Point is: you hate her and you need to run. Where do you go?!


i hope you're not concerned that this will happen to you
i don't know why i feel so dry
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