#1
So I'm on a business trip in this beach town, although I don't really know where to go to get to the beach. And I think it's probably too late to head down there anyways. What else should I do? I don't think there are any bars around, so I just got a six pack and will drink in my room, maybe go to the pool later, but there's gotta be something more fun to do. Ideas?
#3
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#5
Normal masturbation.

None of that abnormal shit.
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#6
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would i know where you are?


Probably, but it's pretty far away. Chincoteague Island.
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There are some cute russian girls working at the ledo's I went to. That would be fun.
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#13
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Find a beach party, go home with an underage girl and regret it in the morning.


I would never regret that
#16
Well I'm sitting out on the porch in front of my room and a girl in a bikini came out but she looked more frightened when she saw me than anything.
#20
Find out where the beach is and take beer, then obviously get wasted drinking it.


Once you're wasted, try to obtain some cocaine and forcefully take the first girl you see back to your place. If she isn't kicking and screaming like we want her to be then just beat her around the head and tell her she won't live to see the morning, so she may as well enjoy the gift you're forcing into her.
If you want her to also be crying (who doesn't?) then just hit her harder. If you're into some really kinky stuff (who isn't?) then when you hit her you should do it with a brick and then molest the corpse as you would normally.

Oh yea, and don't drink and drive. We wouldn't want you to be causing chaos for any of the locals.



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#21
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Probably, but it's pretty far away. Chincoteague Island.

F**king go get yourself a pony. Its not every day you're in a beautiful place with wild horses.
#22
Maybe you could get a wife, I heard they were good at filling the holes in your personnal life, hunh Dreadnought ?
#23
Go out you scrub.

If I could go on business trips you better believe it'd be like las vegas every venture.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#24
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Maybe you could get a wife, I heard they were good at filling the holes in your personnal life, hunh Dreadnought ?

Well yeah, I mean isn't that why people get married?
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#25
Put on your suit, find a local good looking lady and tell her that you are an international businessman on an international business trip and would like her to show you what people do around here for recreation.
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#26
Quote by link no1
Find out where the beach is and take beer, then obviously get wasted drinking it.


Once you're wasted, try to obtain some cocaine and forcefully take the first girl you see back to your place. If she isn't kicking and screaming like we want her to be then just beat her around the head and tell her she won't live to see the morning, so she may as well enjoy the gift you're forcing into her.
If you want her to also be crying (who doesn't?) then just hit her harder. If you're into some really kinky stuff (who isn't?) then when you hit her you should do it with a brick and then molest the corpse as you would normally.

Oh yea, and don't drink and drive. We wouldn't want you to be causing chaos for any of the locals.



You're welcome and enjoy your evening!


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#28
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Well yeah, I mean isn't that why people get married?


Nah because they're miserable.