Poll: Well?
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Yes
5 6%
No
42 52%
my girlfriend is my mother
6 7%
My hand is insulted by this comparison
28 35%
Voters: 81.
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#1
Similar to your mother? Apparently men tend to go for women that remind them of their mothers. Is this true for you?
#5
I go for the women that look like me so when I'm shagging them it feels like I'm fucking myself.
#6
She's pretty different from my mother, and they get along really well. Works just fine.
#9
Quote by deadsmileyface
ask phillip pepper


Hi.


The girl I lost my virginity to was blonde and big boobed. Like my mom.

Now I'm asexual.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Aug 4, 2014,
#10
No, my mom isn't an anime character.

Quote by Philip_pepper
Hi.


The girl I lost my virginity was blonde and big boobed. Like my mom.

Now I'm asexual.
Don't lie, Philip. We all know you shagged your mom out of peer pressure.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


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#11
Quote by Joshua Garcia
No, my mom isn't an anime character.

Don't lie, Philip. We all know you shagged your mom out of peer pressure.


*sweats profusely*
#12
Quote by Philip_pepper
Hi.


The girl I lost my virginity to was blonde and big boobed. Like my mom.

Now I'm asexual.


Are you implying that people can actually choose their sexual orientation
#13
Quote by E7#9
Are you implying that people can actually choose their sexual orientation


Nope. Just that I don't feel a sex drive anymore.
#14
Quote by Philip_pepper
Nope. Just that I don't feel a sex drive anymore.

So what you're saying is, you hit it and quit it?
#17
#yesallmothers
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#18
Quote by Philip_pepper
*sweats profusely*

LOL

gotta love pepps

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
my first gf was amazingly like my mom. i swore never again would that happen.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#20
i would be happy if i could find a girl like my mother
i don't know why i feel so dry
#21
id be happy if i could find a girl like your mother too
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#22
Quote by Acϵ♠
id be happy if i could find a girl like your mother too

Great comedy happening now.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#23
Quote by Acϵ♠
id be happy if i could find a girl like your mother too


i hope you do, she's a wonderful woman.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#24
yeah she was full of my wonder last night
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#25
Quote by Acϵ♠
wonderful in so many ways


yes she's a fantastic artist

Quote by Acϵ♠
yeah she was full of my wonder last night


she was in the emergency room last night. game over!
i don't know why i feel so dry
#26
yeah when i was through with her she needed pelvic reconstruction
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#27
Quote by Acϵ♠
yeah when i was through with her she needed pelvic reconstruction


she needed to have a wooden spike removed from her hand. she lodged it about 2 inches in there while cleaning up cat puke on a really old shit wooden floor.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#28
yeah that's not what she was doing when she was bending over
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#29
Quote by Acϵ♠
yeah that's not what she was doing when she was bending over


pretty sure it was tho
i don't know why i feel so dry
#30
the only pussy last night that discharged was hers
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#31
Quote by Acϵ♠
the only pussy last night that discharged was hers


no crystal vomited. she pukes a lot.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#33
Quote by Eastwinn
no crystal vomited. she pukes a lot.


prolly saw your mom
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#34
Quote by Acϵ♠
prolly saw your mom


crystal has feline herpes. she is perpetually sick and when she chews on the purple oxalis my mother keeps on her dresser she always pukes. never learns though. hasn't been too bright she had a kitty stroke.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#36
yeah prolly got those herpes from your mom
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#37
Quote by Acϵ♠
yeah prolly got those herpes from your mom


human herpes and feline herpes are different infections. crystal got herpes from her mother. crystal's sister had it too but she died at around age 3 or 4 from autoimmune complications.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#38
sounds like your mom gave your cats herpes and aids
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#39
Quote by Eastwinn
she needed to have a wooden spike removed from her hand. she lodged it about 2 inches in there while cleaning up cat puke on a really old shit wooden floor.

That's not the only thing she had lodged two inches into her.

That's what he should have said.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#40
i love my mom but having a girl like her is what i dont want, as harsh as it may sound
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