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in this thread we will discuss all things shakira. here are a handful of topics to start you all off:

- what is your favourite shakira song?
- when did you discover and inevitably fall in love with shakira?
- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?
- would you hold shakira's hand?

let the discussion commence.




#2
-hips
-hips
-hips
-hips
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#4
Quote by MinterMan22
- what is your favourite shakira song?

shakira

Quote by ShakiraMan22
- when did you discover and inevitably fall in love with shakira?

when i was a babby and she emerged from the sea

Quote by MinterMan22
- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?

yes

Quote by ShakiraMan22
- would you hold shakira's hand?

yes


thank you for threading
#8
she looks vaguely like my sister so nah.


like if my sister dyed her hair blond, got abs and stayed out of the sun for a bit.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#10
wait what is this video that has almost 300 views in 2 months i still only know her for hips don't lie
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#13
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
wait what is this video that has almost 300 views in 2 months i still only know her for hips don't lie

i'm sorry minterman22 but this song is not a good song

i remember being mesmerized by the butt of the hips don't lie video as a young boy though

now that is a good song
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Last edited by Bob_Sacamano at Aug 6, 2014,
#15
Quote by deadsmileyface
bob my hips don't lie

your hips said this didn't they

one time they told me fear and loathing is a good movie!
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#16
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
your hips said this didn't they

one time they told me fear and loathing is a good movie!

:0
banned
#18
Quote by -Mantra-
I've never found her that attractive

Quote by chookiecookie
+1

She's meh

Could you be any more The Pit
#19
Shakira is a goddess among puny mortal beings.

http://youtu.be/a8Rwz6zBJSE

This is the video that made me fall in love with her when I was like 5 years old.

I would gladly chop of one of my balls for a higher chance of having sex with her.

- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?

Yes... every time. always!
Last edited by VillainousLatin at Aug 6, 2014,
#21
I don't like her music, nor her.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#23
Quote by MinterMan22
- would you hold shakira's hand?


without question
i don't know why i feel so dry
#25
Quote by MinterMan22
- what is your favourite shakira song?
"It Is Fun To Dance With All My Friends (Having Fun Dancing With All My Friends)"
- when did you discover and inevitably fall in love with shakira?
When I was eight years old and I saw a young Shakira playing in a small club in Port St. Lucie, Florida.
- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?
Can I answer with another question? AM I A HUMAN?!
- would you hold shakira's hand?
Yes, but I would wear a glove cuz I don't want her to get my hand sweat on her hand.
let the discussion commence.
Ok
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#26
i was just thinking about her the other day. she's hot. and i like la tortura. i probs did those things at like 12...and yes i do melt, and i would hold shakira's hand.

#27
I'm too nice a guy to force hand-holding on her on the first date.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#28
Quote by theguitarist
she looks vaguely like my sister so nah.


like if my sister dyed her hair blond, got abs and stayed out of the sun for a bit.



how has nobody asked for pics of his sister yet??

damn mods, scaring everybody!
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Oh dear, current affairs...
#29
The answer to all of them is shewolf
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#31
Quote by Axelfox
She screeches when she sings.

I don't understand how she got popular.

because her hips don't lie dude
banned
#34
Quote by Axelfox
She screeches when she sings.

I don't understand how she got popular.

this made me cry :'(




#35
Quote by Neo Evil11
I don't like her music, nor her.

this made me cry :'(




#36
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i'm sorry minterman22 but this song is not a good song

i remember being mesmerized by the butt of the hips don't lie video as a young boy though

now that is a good song

bob it looked like you would make me cry there but you turned around and dried my tears and for that i thank you



<3




#37
Quote by CrazyMatt
how has nobody asked for pics of his sister yet??

damn mods, scaring everybody!



because some of you would hunt them down and meet them and I have taught my sisters to beat up dorks and you guys are all dorks so I am protecting you from getting beaten up.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#38
Quote by CrazyMatt
how has nobody asked for pics of his sister yet??

damn mods, scaring everybody!

Because we're not all creepy ass weirdos.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#40
Quote by chaoticfables
dammit pique

don't worry my friend, i have the dirt. i can't imagine them staying together for much longer after this gets out





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