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#1
So I can get the same one. I don't think it would be anything flashy or boutique but it would sound divine, right?
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#2
Spider III
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
What you really need is a new Lord and Saviour
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
Well, we can probably rule out anything by Budda Amplification, the Randall Satan or the Fortin NATAS, maybe even the Kustom Double Cross...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
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#7
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He wouldn't. He'd only make electronic music on his overpriced Macbook Pro.


Unlikely, he'd be running Linux on a second-hand laptop, and getting better performance, but he'd play a strat, or sometimes an EBMM Majesty...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#8
A Reverend, obviously
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#9
Surely he'd use his divine powers to create sound without the use of amplification?
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#10
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Surely he'd use his divine powers to create sound without the use of amplification?


It would seem he's already done that, since preaching to large multitudes outdoors and ensuring everyone hears you would be difficult otherwise?

But THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION, DAMMIT!!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#11
my butt obv


he'd plug into my ear and beautiful sounds would come out my butt because he is Jesus and he can turn anything into an amazing amp.
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#13
Probably a Marshall MG or something. I mean he's Jesus, nobody cares about his guitar tone, they just cheer and whistle. Just like when Lil Wayne played that guitar solo
#14
He would use a Volkswagon.
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#15
A 6505 most def.
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#16
I can see the solid state argument cos it equates to frugality. Maybe the ZT Lunchbox? He likes to feed his friends, and strangers
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Read the Two Guys Metal review here
#17
Jesus dialling in a good tone on a Spider III would be spoken of alongside his walking on water and turning water into wine (while he's walking on it).

He would then break his Spider III by getting wine in it. Cause he's paralytic.
#21
He would assemble components from a 15 W Fender Frontman, a Line 6 Spyder ll, and a Marshall MG into his own amp. It would sound divine, also.
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#22
An imaginary amp. Or one that had much less features than advertised
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#23
Idk but more importantly he could probably fog machine without a fog machine FSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
It's over simplified, So what!

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#24
Seems like more of a bass type of guy.
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#25
A Randall Satan with a Schecter Hellraiser.
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#27
He wouldn't play guitar through an amp. He'd have one of these:



But he'd still sound better than everyone else.
#29
a nail (procured from his hand presumably), some metal wire, a paper plate, a metal coin, and some glue.

that's it.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#33
Or the middle name in Jesus H. Christ could be Hiwatt?
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#34
Bassman. No doubt.
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#36
He'd sell whatever amp he owned to buy more drugs and then his manager would have to go to whatever pawn shop he sold it to and buy it all back before the next show.
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#37
I see him with a grand piano

A poem.
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#39
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He'd make his own. He was a carpenter wasn't he?

An amp is not made from wood alone
ZEN JUDDHISM
The new solo project, and spiritual philosophy... Album out now !
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Debut album 'Silent Destruction' out now
Read the Two Guys Metal review here
#40
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In the name of the Father, the Minch' and the Holy Spirit.

Though Tim is more of a Judas actually.
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