#5
yea most kids start watching porn at 12...so Ive been told >.>
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#9
Quote by Wormholes
Pinkeye is srs shit bruh


i'm sorry, what? is pinkeye slang for something? are you being a smartass?
#10
Quote by navengerson2
i'm sorry, what? is pinkeye slang for something? are you being a smartass?

No. There was this case when a friend of this guy had farted on his pillow. The guy slept on the pillow and he ended up getting pinkeye.

y u hef be med?
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#11
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No. There was this case when a friend of this guy had farted on his pillow. The guy slept on the pillow and he ended up getting pinkeye.

y u hef be med?


thats a stupid story.
#13
Quote by navengerson2
thats a stupid story.



I seriously don't get it. The guy was making a reference to an urban legend and you're offended by that? How??
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#14
Am I being serious? No I'm drunk and I said srs for ****s sake. And how do you not know what pinkeye is? Christ I should start being an actual dick here and see how everyone reacts.
#15
Quote by navengerson2
i'm sorry, what? is pinkeye slang for something? are you being a smartass?


#16
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yea most kids start watching porn at 12...so Ive been told >.>


When I was 11 I discovered how to clear the browser history of internet explorer.
I then proceeded to type in the names of celebrities, followed by 'boob' or 'sexy'.
#17
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE


I seriously don't get it. The guy was making a reference to an urban legend and you're offended by that? How??


i grew up in a christian household, so yes, fart jokes are offensive to me. jesus invented pillows, and when you fart on them you're farting on jesus.
Last edited by navengerson2 at Aug 7, 2014,
#19
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Oh another both/banned cokehead (drugthread reg). Nothing to see here.


wtf are you talking about? get outta my thread and lay off the bottle next time.
#20
Quote by navengerson2
i grew up in a christian household, so yes, fart jokes are offensive to me. jesus invented pillows, and when you fart on them you're farting on jesus.

Jesus wept

He had pinkeye.
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Violets are blue
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#21
hooray this try-hard shitdork is back




#24
Okay too drunk to care.


God is everything and everywhere. If you fart period, YOU'RE FARTING ON GOD. Cause God is every atom and every spec of air. So if it's bad to fart on god you;re going to ****ing hell for farting, period.
#25
Quote by Wormholes
Okay too drunk to care.


God is everything and everywhere. If you fart period, YOU'RE FARTING ON GOD. Cause God is every atom and every spec of air. So if it's bad to fart on god you;re going to ****ing hell for farting, period.

NO NO! IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! someone here has never read the bible.
#27
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lol am I the only one who is wondering how the **** there could be a navengerson the first

naven gerson is a pretty common name, buddy.
#30
fiiiine
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do