#2
nah cause my mum is sensible
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#5
My mother would probably just take me to church or something.
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#8
to be fair, she did call the cops on me once
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#9
Eh touche, my dad left a porn game called Porntris on the dining room table(basically you get a level up in tetris and you see porn behind).

Shouldve called cops instead of wanking.
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#10
Maybe if my mum wanted to get arrested for wasting police time.
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#12
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#13
I think she snapped at him. He left porn in the living room tv and the 2 year old got exposed to it. That's really fuccked up. I'm sure she got fed up with the crap he's pulled in the past, and called the cops on him as a wake up to stop being a little shit.

I'd probably do the same. If you're gonna watch porn, don't leave it all around the place for others to bump into it.
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#14
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I think she snapped at him. He left porn in the living room tv and the 2 year old got exposed to it. That's really fuccked up. I'm sure she got fed up with the crap he's pulled in the past, and called the cops on him as a wake up to stop being a little shit.

I'd probably do the same. If you're gonna watch porn, don't leave it all around the place for others to bump into it.


Did the two year old even know what it was seeing?

Shit, if someone left porn around the house, I'd call that sharing. And sharing is caring. <3
#15
One time I used my dad's super-virus-infected-beyond-all-hope computer and left it on and walked away and apparently a nudie pop up had poped up and he got really mad and assumed it was me.

lol
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#16
I never thought I'd agree with a lieutenant Bobo.

Man, huffington post has become such a trash rag.
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#17
I know my mother would not have done that, she wouldn't say anything. She once found a video I made with my girlfriend at the time, full on banging. She didn't tell me for a good 2-3 years. When she told me I was horrified (obviously).
#18
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I never thought I'd agree with a lieutenant Bobo.

Man, huffington post has become such a trash rag.


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Get it?

It's a pun.
#19
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#20
lol the police officer's name is bobo

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#22
This one time at the lodge I lived in on campus at school, we were all in the commons area that we called "the great room" about to watch a movie on the big television.

Well anyway, this girl brought out a DVD player to play the movie on but forgot to switch the disks and there was like really hardcore porn in there. Imagine a really well-endowed man thrusting his penis down a woman's throat on a 60" TV in front of a dozen blind-sided strangers.

It was hilarious.
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#23
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This one time at the lodge I lived in on campus at school, we were all in the commons area that we called "the great room" about to watch a movie on the big television.

Well anyway, this girl brought out a DVD player to play the movie on but forgot to switch the disks and there was like really hardcore porn in there. Imagine a really well-endowed man thrusting his penis down a woman's throat on a 60" TV in front of a dozen blind-sided strangers.

It was hilarious.

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#24
No because my moms not a psycho
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#25
1. There was probably more going on that made the mom pissed at her son. He is a 15 year old boy after all, and no one likes those.
2. There's no way a 2 year old will have any idea what's going on.
3. For ****'s sake, learn to cover your tracks boy!
4. For ****'s sake, it's just porn woman!
5. My mom would probably say something along the lines of: 'For ****'s sake, watch that stuff on your own computer. If you're going to watch in on the TV, at least change back to a normal channel when you're finished."
#26
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#28
what a melt

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#30
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1. There was probably more going on that made the mom pissed at her son. He is a 15 year old boy after all, and no one likes those.



His mom called the cops on him for watching porn, I'm sure this isn't the first stupid thing she's done to make his angst even worse.
#31
My father found porn on the computer once.

He mocked me for it and I mocked him back for mocking me using other excuses, while my mother was worried and said I should have stopped watching that stuff.
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#32
My parents did this to my little bro. But he's an idiot.

They also asked the school to check up on his school account, they didn't find anything but a few weeks after I went to get him from the library doing homework and he was clearly on the hunt for porn.

What a sack of shit

I don't think my rents would call the cops on me for this though.
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