I really like my Epi Thunderhorse, but I've preferred thinner guitar necks ever sense I started playing. I'm considering trading it in for either an Epi Les Paul Custom, or a LTD MH-1000.

Anyone have experience with either of the guitars I mentioned? I'm citing these specifically because I'm pretty sure I could straight up trade for them, otherwise I'd go for one of the new Ibby Destroyers.
LTD EC-1000 VB
Ibanez RG3EXFM1 (Dimarzio Mo' Joe in bridge, PAF Joe in neck, and Sperzels)
KFG Custom
Ibanez RG2550Z Galaxy White
Epiphone Thunderhorse Explorer

Marshall AVT 275
The LTD almost certainly has the skinnier neck of those two. The Epi won't have a baseball bat neck, but it won't be as slender as the LTD.

If you're looking for rock/metal guitars with slender necks, also consider Ibanez and Fernandes guitars.
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What do you mean by "trading it in"? You'd be much, much better off selling on craigslist if you're in the US.
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