#1
Sex, drugs and alcohol stop being enough at some point.
I need new means of self destruction every day, and cutting it (haha get it?) is not an option.
If you arent scared to sugest something fun and demoralizing go on, when i do it or if i have already done it i will describe my experience if ill be able to.
#2
Sometimes when I'm feeling really edgy, I'll tear a cuticle on my finger, just to feel the pain.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#3
Go skydiving
Commit crimes
Streak
See how long you can last while wanking to a picture of your granny in a bikini
Try new drugs
#4
I went really out of my comfort zone last week. I have rarely done something so selfdestructive. Honestly I am afraid to even tell you.


Ok you have convinced me. talking scales. All I will tell you.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#5
Quote by Neo Evil11
I went really out of my comfort zone last week. I have rarely done something so selfdestructive. Honestly I am afraid to even tell you.


Ok you have convinced me. talking scales. All I will tell you.


You make me sick
#6
hi i'm an addict and i wish i couldn't sympathize
i don't know why i feel so dry
#7
Quote by Neo Evil11


Ok you have convinced me. talking scales. All I will tell you.



Should I get this for my girlfriend?
#8
Put your dick on a table or other hard surface and push down on it with a book until you can't take it anymore.
Then push down harder.

Optional: do it to your balls as well.
#9
i'd say killing yourself is a pretty good option

while you're at it, make sure to set your copy of twilight that you just read for the twenty-seventh time today on your bookshelf to avoid further degrading an already worthless book with your brain matter
#10
See which is stronger, penis or nipple. This is how you test it.

Sew your penis to your nipple, then stand up straight.
#11
Re-enact all of Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom, playing all the parts yourself.
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#12
go huff some glue

or spray paint which ever
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#14
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Should I get this for my girlfriend?

Maybe, and also for your sister.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#15
I once placed a traffic cone on my head and took it home

m8... biggest rush of my life
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#16
I left the bathroom door open while I had a pee once when I was home alone.
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where i'm from it's very different with emotionships
#17
Quote by slash_GNR666
I once placed a traffic cone on my head and took it home

m8... biggest rush of my life

I almost did that, but was stopped by the police. I cleverly talked my way out of it be pretending my name was Bill Carr, and that I was attempting to vomit underneath the cone.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
#19
Have an orgy with your mother, your father, and your father's mistress.
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#20
Quote by Inukami
Sex, drugs and alcohol


Alcohol is a drug.

As for the rest of what you said, 3edgy5me.
#21
Quote by Dimarzio45
I thought this thread was going to be about ts getting bf'ed in his parents' bed.


reminds me

wasnt there some story hear years ago about some dude having anal sex with his gf, they got interrupted and when the guy came back he found out his gf shat all over the bed spread
#22
Quote by soundgarden1986
reminds me

wasnt there some story hear years ago about some dude having anal sex with his gf, they got interrupted and when the guy came back he found out his gf shat all over the bed spread


I vaguely remember this, I think it was in the 'Horney Things You Did As A Kid' thread?
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#23
Quote by soundgarden1986
reminds me

wasnt there some story hear years ago about some dude having anal sex with his gf, they got interrupted and when the guy came back he found out his gf shat all over the bed spread

That sounds familiar. I'm pretty sure I remember hearing about it.

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Last edited by Dimarzio45 at Aug 10, 2014,
#24
Quote by dyingturtle
Alcohol is a drug.

As for the rest of what you said, 3edgy5me.

ya thats why ur suppose to say sex drugs& rock N roll baby
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#26
Start cooking your own phenethylamines, tryptamines, and amphetamines in your house.


^Also yes, inject desomorphine directly into your testicles.
Legato and fluidity in your playing is where it's at

DJENT!!
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#28
Quote by Cing Krimson
I left the bathroom door open while I had a pee once when I was home alone.

Why would you do that? What if someone broke in?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#29
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why would you do that? What if someone broke in?

Then they would back off when they see how dangerously I live.
Quote by chrisyoonyoon
where i'm from it's very different with emotionships
#30
I've given up drugs, alcohol and cigarettes(not all at once) and have never felt as good physically and mentally.


Don't fret, I'm not here to push my lifestyle onto you.
Fuck that nazi guy.