#1
Had this convo with my friend today that seemed perfectly suited to the wit of the Pit.

So... What's the best/worst place/way to lose your v-plates?

From experience I can say a bush is pretty sweet
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#3
Quote by TeddytheSpoon
Had this convo with my friend today that seemed perfectly suited to the wit of the Pit.

So... What's the best/worst place/way to lose your v-plates?

From experience I can say a bush is pretty sweet


vajiwhat? some new cult?


google's only result for the word is this thread.
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#4
Quote by theguitarist
vajiwhat? some new cult?


google's only result for the word is this thread.

It's supposed to be a phonetic spelling of virginity
#6
On somebody elses wedding day with their SO
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#7
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
It's supposed to be a phonetic spelling of virginity


Whoever says it like that is dumb.

It looks like a dutch word though.
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#8
Quote by Trowzaa
Whoever says it like that is dumb.

It looks like a dutch word though.

Agreed, I didn't figure it out til I read the OP and used my mind powers of deduction.


OT: in her butt
#9
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts



OT: in her butt



that doesn't count as losing it. it's just a more extreme 3rd base.
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#10
Quote by theguitarist
that doesn't count as losing it. it's just a more extreme 3rd base.

So if you exclusively have sex with men as a dude you're a virgin for life
#11
Your sisters place.
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#14
When I was issued a social security number they also presented me with a type of commemorative plate that was in the shape of a V and I kept it in my armoire for a number of years but then when I got back from my frat after freshman year I couldn't find it for the life of me I still think my brother sold it on eBay for drug money.
#15
On a couch at a party, apparently.
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#16
when society makes you feel inadequate for not doing so yet so you pressure yourself into having it only to find the experience unfulfilling




#17
Idc, just as long as I get to put my weinerschnitzel in her bajayjaybox, mmmmiright ts?
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