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So I'm at my friends house right now. She is a girl. I like her. But she is sl eeping in her room with some other dude while I'm on the living room floor. Id drive home but I'm pissed drunk. What do I do?


I thought if anything this will be a funny thread in the morning.
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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#3
Quote by LostLegion
Go back to sleep

Back? I haven't been to yet. I have to listen to it D:
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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#4
Masturbate furiously, hopefully she'll walk in on you


Why do you like her if she's sleeping with other dudes? Go back to sleep, then apply TRP in the morning.


proEDIT:

Walk home, unless you get off on some voyeur shit.
Legato and fluidity in your playing is where it's at

DJENT!!
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Last edited by Shredwizard445 at Aug 15, 2014,
#5
Fall through their door as if you were intently listening with your erect penis hanging out as if you were masturbating. Awkwardly be all "Woopsie!" collect yourself, and make your way out of the room and gingerly close the door.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#6
Quote by Shredwizard445
Masturbate furiously, hopefully she'll walk in on you


Why do you like her if she's sleeping with other dudes? Go back to sleep, then apply TRP in the morning.


proEDIT:

Walk home, unless you get off on some voyeur shit.

Well I did like her. I csnt walk 10 miles
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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Fender MIM HSS Strat (Wine Red)
VOX Valvetronix VT20+
Kay K390 Acoustic
#7
Quote by sporkface
Well I did like her. I csnt walk 10 miles

Chick was frigid and loose anyway
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

Gear:
Fender MIM HSS Strat (Wine Red)
VOX Valvetronix VT20+
Kay K390 Acoustic
#9
Devil's threesome.

It's only gay if balls touch, I hear.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#11
Stroll in casually, like you own the place and video it on your phone.

Just like, nonchalantly lean against the door frame with your camera out.
#12
leave man..

walk around and think about life or sth.
but don't do anything stupid ya'er me?
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#13
Knock on the door constantly and ask for very menial things such as where is the toilet, is there any extra toilet roll, should you shut off the light when you sleep, have you got any extra pillows

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#14
Quote by sporkface
Chick was frigid and loose anyway

Grow up, sober up, and go home. Maybe women would want to sleep with you if you stopped saying shit like this.
#17
Walk 10 miles home.
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#18
Tar and feather them both
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#20
Wake the dude up and ask him for a ride.

It's not emasculating, it's the #brocode
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#21
Quote by EndTheRapture51
toilet roll


do you people really say that over there
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#22
Quote by theogonia777
do you people really say that over there



I say toilet paper.


toilet roll / loo roll feels wrong to say.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#23
Quote by theguitarist
I say toilet paper.


toilet roll / loo roll feels wrong to say.


this is good to hear
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by theguitarist
I say toilet paper.


toilet roll / loo roll feels wrong to say.

That's because it's either toilet paper, bog roll or shitroll.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#25
Get past it, man. Obviously she's either not interested in you, or she's just into hooking up. Gotta decide if either of those things is something you're interested in. Call a friend, hook a ride with them, and forget about her.
#26
Further suggestion TS. Take a dump in her bed.

While she's in it.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#28
Quote by slapsymcdougal
That's because it's either toilet paper, bog roll or shitroll.


I would not say any kind of roll other than "a roll of toilet paper"

I will forever use various americanisms though so
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#30
Quote by MetalMullet
Stop being a bitch and drive home!

What is wrong with you? He's drunk, moron. If he drives, he's endangering everyone else AND himself!

OT:
Sleep. I hear it's good for you.
#31
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
What is wrong with you? He's drunk, moron. If he drives, he's endangering everyone else AND himself!


lol...good one Sam!
#32
Quote by MetalMullet
lol...good one Sam!

Fuck off. You don't tell a drunk person (even as a joke) to "Drive home". You should feel ashamed, asshole.
#33
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Fuck off. You don't tell a drunk person (even as a joke) to "Drive home". You should feel ashamed, asshole.


no fun sam
#34
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Fuck off. You don't tell a drunk person (even as a joke) to "Drive home". You should feel ashamed, asshole.


You are being far too serious.
ayy lmao
#35
Quote by theguitarist
I say toilet paper.


toilet roll / loo roll feels wrong to say.

I still say toilet roll
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#36
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Fuck off. You don't tell a drunk person (even as a joke) to "Drive home". You should feel ashamed, asshole.


It wasn't a joke m8. It was a legit advice.
#37
Quote by chookiecookie
You are being far too serious.

Quote by chev311e
no fun sam

Yeah, God forbid I get offended by someone encouraging TS to drive drunk.

Quote by MetalMullet
It wasn't a joke m8. It was a legit advice.

Hey, look at this asshole!
#39
Update FTW!!!

I ended up falling asleep for just bearly long enough to sober up and drove home. We've hooked up in the past but its never really gone farther than that, even though i've made it clear that I wanted it to. I'm gonna be the bigger man and just get over it.

Btw I knew there would be some funny responses when I woke up haha thanks guys
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

Gear:
Fender MIM HSS Strat (Wine Red)
VOX Valvetronix VT20+
Kay K390 Acoustic
#40
Quote by MetalMullet
The Pit wouldn't be the same without you Sam!



If we all act like it's a joke, it's totally cool to tell a drunk guy:
Quote by MetalMullet
Stop being a bitch and drive home!



Yeah, no. You're an asshole.
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