Poll: Evan is an awful man
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Yes (correct)
18 67%
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9 33%
Voters: 27.
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#1
So one day, eGraham decided to use a weed whacker and slashed the face off of a bunny. Not even a full grown rabbit, a baby thing. So then he goes and snaps its neck after it's all "OH NO BRO I JUST HAD MY FACE SLICED OFF" and he didn't even take it home to eat. That is what you call wasting resources and wasting a life in vain. What a monster.
#2
I suggest we ban eGraham in the light of this new evidence on this man's real personality.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#4
So I was weed eating one day around a gravestone and this little rabbit was in the weeds between the headstone and a pot and I didn't see it, and COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT I happened to lop off half of its face. I didn't even know that I hit it until I looked down at my left hand and saw that it was literally covered in blood.

I executed the rabbit quickly by breaking its neck so that it wouldn't suffer. The end.

PS It was too small to eat

PPS Gary is the worst human ever
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
Quote by eGraham
So I was weed eating one day around a gravestone and this little rabbit was in the weeds between the headstone and a pot and I didn't see it, and COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT I happened to lop off half of its face. I didn't even know that I hit it until I looked down at my left hand and saw that it was literally covered in blood.

I executed the rabbit quickly by breaking its neck so that it wouldn't suffer. The end.

PS It was too small to eat

PPS Gary is the worst human ever

He has admitted to it! Admins. BANHAMMER!
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#6
Quote by eGraham
So I was weed eating one day around a gravestone and this little rabbit was in the weeds between the headstone and a pot and I didn't see it, and COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT I happened to lop off half of its face. I didn't even know that I hit it until I looked down at my left hand and saw that it was literally covered in blood.

I executed the rabbit quickly by breaking its neck so that it wouldn't suffer. The end.

PS It was too small to eat

PPS Gary is the worst human ever


Well I'm convinced. Glad that's settled.
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#9
RIP rabbit and gary and noah
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
Clearly this isn't an isolated incident looking at your location, how many rabbit johnsons have you lopped off with your wretched weed whacker? I'll bet you didn't let those go to waste though. You're disgusting.
#11
But eGraham appreciates potatoes so all is forgiven <3
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
But eGraham appreciates potatoes so all is forgiven <3

In the end, potato is all that matters
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#15
Quote by eGraham
In the end, potato is all that matters

Potatoes are awful.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#16
Of course Gary would eat rabbit
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
Potatoes are awful.


I sat down yesterday and just ate a massive bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner last night

It was the best i'd had in days
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I sat down yesterday and just ate a massive bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner last night

It was the best i'd had in days

It's better if you stir them with your penis
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#21
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I sat down yesterday and just ate a massive bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner last night

It was the best i'd had in days

You dont get a bod like johnny bravos without potatoes
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#23
Quote by cray cray samuel
Ewww...what's wrong with you?!...

bruh u would eat cows cheekins piggies and fishies whats the diff
banned
#24
Quote by K'Nuckles
Rabbit is a perfectly common thing to eat.

Ywe've all seen the shit you eat
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#25
Quote by deadsmileyface
bruh u would eat cows cheekins piggies and fishies whats the diff

I don't eat piggies, tho...
#26
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I don't eat piggies, tho...

Ahahahahahahaha
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#27
Quote by eGraham
It's better if you stir them with your penis

I actually used my penis as my eating utensil, kind of like how those ice creams you got as a kid just gave you a stick instead of a spoon, except with mashed potatoes and my penis
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Ewww...what's wrong with you?!...

So first you question pork now you question rabbit? You also think a guy getting bird shit in his mouth is unfunny? What's wrong with me is that I have tastebuds what work and a sense of humour, Samuel.
#29
Quote by cha33 armstrong
Ahahahahahahaha

Why is that funny?

Quote by K'Nuckles
So first you question pork now you question rabbit? You also question how a guy getting bird shit in his mouth is unfunny? What's wrong with me is that I have tastebuds what work and a sense of humour, Samuel.

I have good health and a funnybone with class.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Aug 20, 2014,
#30
So do you wear a fedora on your elbow?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Why is that funny?

No bacon 4 u
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#32
Quote by cha33 armstrong
No bacon 4 u

I dislike bacon anyway. Bacon is just a mess of greasy, fatty junk.

Quote by eGraham
So do you wear a fedora on your elbow?

I'm Messianic Jewish, remember? So, fuck you.
#33
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I dislike bacon anyway. Bacon is just a mess of greasy, fatty junk.

All i read was "whinge whinge im a lil bitch whinge whinge"
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#34
Quote by crazysam23_Atax

I'm Messianic Jewish, remember? So, fuck you.

It was a "classy funnybone" joke
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#35
Quote by cray cray samuel
I dislike bacon anyway. Bacon is just a mess of greasy, fatty junk.

agre bacon is shit
banned
#36
Quote by cha33 armstrong
All i read was "whinge whinge im a lil bitch whinge whinge"

#noclass

Quote by eGraham
It was a "classy funnybone" joke

lel

Fedoras were only classy in the '20s, eGraham.
#38
Quote by K'Nuckles


u dnt hav 2 run from hu u r samuel just embrace hu u rly r inside <3

From now on, whenever someone posts this, they are going to get the below response:

Fuck you!
#39
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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