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Hey, I'm looking for some jokes about prog and djent metal, stuff like Dream Theatre and Meshuggah. My bandmates and I are always having jabs at eachother for our tastes, like our bassist loves punk, the drummer likes metalcore, and I like extreme metal (thrash, death, black), but there are millions of jokes about those, our vocalist/guitarist is into prog and djent, just looking for something to even the playing field.
#3
Quote by AussieThrash
Hey, I'm looking for some jokes about prog and djent metal, stuff like Dream Theatre and Meshuggah. My bandmates and I are always having jabs at eachother for our tastes, like our bassist loves punk, the drummer likes metalcore, and I like extreme metal (thrash, death, black), but there are millions of jokes about those, our vocalist/guitarist is into prog and djent, just looking for something to even the playing field.

you all have terrible taste in music
#5
Quote by deadsmileyface
djent is a joke

0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0-2

OH, NO! THERE'S MORE THAN 2 NOTES! THIS RIFF IS NO LONGER "DJENT"!
#6
Quote by SuperKid
you all have terrible taste in music

except the bassist. he should quit and join a cool band
banned
#9
Pronounce the D in djent.
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#10
Quote by Momentosis
Pronounce the D in djent.

Duhjent
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#12
You: "what's the best part about prog/djent?"

Him: "idk what?"

You: "nothing bcuz it sux go kill urself lolllll"


good joke, eh?
#16
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Music the pit collective loves. Synonymous with Pitchfork music.


like?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#18
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Mastodon, EDM, Converge, EDM, GYBE, EDM, and EDM.



i think you're really stretching it friend.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#20
When I first heard of djent I imagined it involved wearing a top hat and monacle.

I was very disappointed.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Ya think?


ya just a bit. i would be tempted you agree with you if you wrote EDM just one less time
i don't know why i feel so dry
#23
"lol djent bands wear cargo shorts"
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#24
Whats the hardest part about telling your parents you're in a djent band?


Telling them you're gay
Sail upon the open skies
#25
I can only imagine how much I would hate your band's music with the amalgamation of music tastes you all have.
#26
What did the djent guitarist say when he first saw a six-string guitar?

"Boy, that's a good looking bass."

*ba dum tss*
#27
Quote by chrismendiola
I can only imagine how much I would hate your band's music with the amalgamation of music tastes you all have.

Yes, because every band's music is merely a mishmash stew of the music the individual members enjoy.

Wait...
#29
Quote by kingjames123
What did the djent guitarist say when he first saw a six-string guitar?

"Boy, that's a good looking bass."

*ba dum tss*


This one is actually kind of funny
Sail upon the open skies
#33
Quote by Jon777
Wait, since when does the Pit like EDM?



are you joking
Check out my band Disturbed
#37
You can chug a 5th of vodka and replicate Djent.

You can play beethoven's 5th symphony and replicate Djent.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#39
djent is just a bunch of 0s
prog is just all wank
punk is just strumming random power chords
metalcore is just chugging
thrash metal is just strumming notes fast
black & death metal is just screaming and worshiping satan

Am I cool now?
#40
no prog is mashing 20 songs together and calling it one.
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