#1
I drink coffee every morning and a hour later I take a huge dump and my asshole is all dirty and stuff. Happens to anyone ?
#4
gives me the shits sometimes
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#6
No but chicken makes me pee blood.
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#7
Caffeine is well known as a laxative, the folks who say it doesn't affect them...well, they're full of shit...
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#8
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Caffeine is well known as a laxative, the folks who say it doesn't affect them...well, they're full of shit...

Depending on how your regular cycle is, you may not take giant dumps every morning.
#9
Quote by Campbell22
and my asshole is all dirty and stuff. Happens to anyone ?


uhh do you know how to wipe
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#10
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Depending on how your regular cycle is, you may not take giant dumps every morning.


I'm thinking you missed the intent of the post...
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#12
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Yes, yes, your post was very "punny".


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#14
not really, but it makes my pee smell nice
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#15
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No.
Caffeine is a diuretic, nicotine is a laxative. So if you have a coffee and a cigarette for breakfast it will make you go.


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#16
If i drink a lot of it, then yes. Also if i have been drinking a lot the night before, my bowel movements the next day are quite unpleasant, and coffee usually helps me to get it over with.
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#17
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uhh do you know how to wipe


Yes, do you want me to show you the paper afterward hun ?
#18
Nope.


Generally eating a lot of food makes me have big dumps.
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#19
Oh yeah, coffee and cigarette in the morning makes for an excellent poopy.
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#21
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Oh yeah, coffee and cigarette in the morning makes for an excellent poopy.

THIS.

It's my morning ritual.
#22
Quote by deadsmileyface
nah but it makes me have to pee every five minutes and my pee smells like coffee

deads, pls engorge ur bladder
#23
not necessarily more but looser.

yoghurt + banana + coffee + chewing gum and I am getting a good clean out 1hr later without fail.
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#25
Caffine is a stimulant. Stimulants cause your digestive system to work far quicker than it normally would. Other stimulants such as Amphetamine and Cocaine will also make you need to take a dump more often than you normally would.
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#26
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Yes, yes, your post was very "punny".



You're*
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#27
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brah i have issues okay

Fair enough.

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#28
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gives me the shits sometimes


Me too. If I drink 3-4 cups of coffee, I'm guaranteed to shit 5 times.
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#29
No. It makes my piss stink something foul, though.
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