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#1
Is ranch dressing available outside the US i always wondered me self
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#11
Quote by Vermillionpart2
Ranch dressing is great, and it's available here in Canada. The only two dressings that surpass it are Caesar and French.



Basically, eh?
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#13
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It's buttermilk with spices in it. There's nothing gross about it. It's only a thing in the US and Canada though.

Nope. Totally gross. Takes terrible.
#16
Quote by chookiecookie
I hope not

I wouldn't wish that nasty shit on the rest of the world

+1 nothing screams "classless rube" like ordering ranch.
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#19
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
What makes it any less classy than any other salad dressing? It's salad dressing, ffs.


somehow the Hidden Valley Ranch commercials has made me regard stuff like vinaigrette-based dressings as classier
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#20
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+1 nothing screams "classless rube" like ordering ranch.

Nigga put that shit on fried chicken and call it classless then.
#21
Quote by snipelfritz
+1 nothing screams "classless rube" like ordering ranch.

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#22
Quote by Skullivan
Nigga put that shit on fried chicken and call it classless then.

That makes it worse. Ewwww.

Edit:
Put decent BBQ sauce on that chicken, like was intended.
#23
I agree with sam, ranch is gross and it makes me sick. Never understood why people put that shit on everything.
#24
Is Ranch Dressing similar to the Southwest Sauce at Subway? That is the mutt's nuts.
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#25
Ranch dressing sucks.

Salads suck.

What the Hell is wrong with you?
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#26
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
That makes it worse. Ewwww.

Edit:
Put decent BBQ sauce on that chicken, like was intended.

I forgot you live in Wisconsin, and have no idea on how BBQ and fried chicken is supposed to taste.
#27
Not a fan of ranch.

That being said, I find the charm of ranch-styled homes to be irresistible
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#29
Quote by Skullivan
I forgot you live in Wisconsin, and have no idea on how BBQ and fried chicken is supposed to taste.

That's like saying, "You live in California, so you don't either".


Honestly, quit being a knob.
#30
Ranch dressing is okay in small doses but it's extremely overrated and is bad on anything that isn't a vegetable or salad.

@snazz: Sour cream is infinitely better.
#31
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
That's like saying, "You live in California, so you don't either".


Honestly, quit being a knob.

Sam, I love ya, but when you deny the almighty power of Alabama fried chicken dipped in homemade ranch dressing it's hard to take you seriously.
#32
I used to get breakfast jacks from Jack in the Box and dip them in ranch dressing. Shit was cash.
#33
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That being said, I find the charm of ranch-styled homes to be irresistible

It's just so sunny and welcoming

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#34
I only really like ranch with celery, I'd prefer something else on my salad or to dip other things in.
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#35
Quote by Skullivan
Sam, I love ya, but when you deny the almighty power of Alabama fried chicken dipped in homemade ranch dressing it's hard to take you seriously.

I've had Alabama fried chicken. It did NOT need ranch dressing. Good fried chicken doesn't really need anything but your fingers gripping it as you eat it.
#36
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I only really like ranch with celery, I'd prefer something else on my salad or to dip other things in.


I prefer Celery on its own with a little sprinkle of salt to enhance the flavour.
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#37
Quote by eGraham
It's just so sunny and welcoming


This is classic Americana
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#38
Quote by eGraham
This is classic Americana


And that is why it's awful.

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#39
one time, i caught my parents having sex and their whole room smelled like ranch dressing. the odor, so tangy and over-bearing caused me to collapse, it was then that light flashed before my eyes and i saw God. He only uttered four words to me

"YOUR PARENTS ARE GROSS"

then i woke up in the hospital. i had fainted and hit my head and thats why i dont like ranch dressing.
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