UG Chat 7; The Chat is a Beautiful Thread & I am no Longer Afraid of 6

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Chat 7! We're pretty lucky to have made it far enough to see this moment without being struck by lightning or eaten by a shark. Or struck by a shark. You know. Falling from the sky. Because of a sharknado.

Time to buy all the lotto tickets and bet on every horse.

General Rules:

Quote by JayT44
Before we get this started, let’s lay out a few of the guidelines to make this run smoothly. As always, all of The Pit rules still apply within this thread. I’ll highlight some of the bigger issue ones for you:

- NO SPAMMING. If you make a post in this thread, try to make it have a purpose or be in response to someone else’s post. Avoid spewing nonsense or just putting “DICKSDICKSDICKS” a bunch of times. That’s what we’re trying to avoid here.

- NO FLAMING. There’s nothing wrong with debating/arguing with someone, as long as it doesn’t become a personal attack. E.g. “Shut the **** up you cockjuggling thundercunt. You’re a ****ing idiot.” Be respectful of others when dealing with conflicting opinions.

- NO PORNOGRAPHY OR GORE. Obviously you’re not supposed to post these things. Quoting inappropriate pictures that others have posted is also bad, so don’t do that either. Amendment 4/26: anybody encouraging the posting of gore or pornography will be treated as if they posted it themselves, and will receive the same punishment as the original poster.

- NO QUOTING ADBOTS. If an adbot makes a post, don’t quote any of the links. Report it and move on. Maybe make a post indicating that you’ve reported it so that others won’t have to.

- Please don’t use this thread as a substitute for an “ONLY” thread. If you have something to discuss that is better served within one of the topic-dedicated threads, it’s best to go to that thread directly (a comprehensive list of ‘’ONLY’’ threads can be found here or via the searchbar). That’s not to say that any discussion relating to these topics are prohibited from this thread, but try and keep it to a minimum. Thank you.


There are SOOOOO many rules! What CAN I use this thread for?

Well, to chat, quite simply. This is sort of a way to filter out the off-topic chat within the "ONLY" threads, the hugging thread, etc. If you wanted to post about a personal matter of marginal importance, you can post in here and discuss it rather than making a new thread about it. If you wanted to inform people that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning, then go right ahead. You found $20 on the street? Awesome dude! That kicks ass! What'd you spend it on? Oh, I bought some recording software with it, check out this song I just wrote: *link*


Now that all of that silly regulation stuff is out of the way, let’s get this started!
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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Hi
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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On a side note: I came up with that thread title :3
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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Thank God, my life was without direction for a few minutes
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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So yeah so I drank 5 cups of coffee and 2 monster energy drinks yesterday and when I pissed it came out orange.
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hohohooohppppooo
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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It Waasn't Me Man
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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I still have chat thread 5 and 6 stickied

I am so dedicated
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
Quote by Nelshizzle
So yeah so I drank 5 cups of coffee and 2 monster energy drinks yesterday and when I pissed it came out orange.
That happens when you're dehydrated btw.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
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Quote by Joshua Garcia
That happens when you're dehydrated btw.


Thank you for letting me know about how dehydrated my body was. I thought I was turning into Florida person.
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Quote by Nelshizzle
Thank you for letting me know about how dehydrated my body was. I thought I was turning into Florida person.

Because of oranges looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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Drink A Glass Of Water Before You Go To Sleep After Drinking And You Will Not Get A Hangover]


edit: unless you got shit genes or something lol.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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Quote by eGraham
Because of oranges looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


Im glad you got the joke because I thought it was going to fly over someones head because of
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I miss Soulja Boi
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#34
Quote by deadsmileyface
Steve is a fanny nonce and is more melty than a grilled cheese sandwich

This is abhorrent
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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Quote by deadsmileyface
Steve is a fanny nonce and is more melty than a grilled cheese sandwich


This post reminded me of famine in 3rd world nations.
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Quote by deadsmileyface
Steve is a fanny nonce and is more melty than a grilled cheese sandwich


If you're gonna use our slang then at least call it a cheese toastie, you mug.

Quote by MinterMan22
what a terrible thread name

this place blows


o.k. b.y.e.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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Quote by MinterMan22
what a terrible thread name

this place blows


i do not like the thread name either

however this place does not blow, please be more positive friend
i don't know why i feel so dry