#1
May I just say:

**** me I do not want to feel another earthquake again
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#2
I'd be worried you might fall out of your tree.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#4
6.3 is barely anything. Why is this news? Come back when it's 7.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#8
Quote by Neo Evil11
6.3 is barely anything. Why is this news? Come back when it's 7.


I will surely try to inform you all if a 7 does happen.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#9
Good. I expect to hear from you sooner than that.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#11
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I'd be worried you might fall out of your tree.
Shake me down.
Not a lot of people left around.
Who knows now.
Softly laying on the ground
ooooooooh.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
You guys replace my shaken peel with humor.

I love you all.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#13
Speaking of shaken peels, I left a message on your profile.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#14
Quote by Neo Evil11
Speaking of shaken peels, I left a message on your profile.

Lol

That was a good read.
#15
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Lol

That was a good read.


Don't encourage him.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#17
Quote by Neo Evil11
Her


My apologies. Bananas are all guys.
And now your post seems much more erotic. O.o
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#18
It wasn't an earthquake I still got a little nervous but I'm used to it. Is OP chilean? Because we get used to that sh*t.

I barely get out of my bed since the 8.3 earthquake (that's when the sh*t hit the fan).

EDIT: That might have sounded douchey and it wasn't intended at all. Apologies
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I kindly ask you to correct my grammar. And also to smile.
Last edited by NUMAS at Aug 23, 2014,
#19
Quote by NUMAS
It wasn't an earthquake I still got a little nervous but I'm used to it. Is OP chilean? Because we get used to that sh*t.

I barely get out of my bed since the 8.3 earthquake (that's when the sh*t hit the fan).


Just here for a while.
Whatever it was it was my first. I can't imagine what I would've done if it were stronger.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#20
To be fair, this is the strongest that I remember since the earthquake on 2010. I got nervous because I thought it was going to keep getting stronger.

Just relax, I hope you're not in a tall ass building though D: You should probably expect a little afterschock, still.
Quote by Victory2134
You're just so energetic and cute. Exactly what I want in a pet squirrel, except you're a person.



I kindly ask you to correct my grammar. And also to smile.
#21
Quote by NUMAS
To be fair, this is the strongest that I remember since the earthquake on 2010. I got nervous because I thought it was going to keep getting stronger.

Just relax, I hope you're not in a tall ass building though D: You should probably expect a little afterschock, still.


23rd floor.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#23
23rd floor? Jesus f¨ck where are you D: I feel sorry for you now, that must've been terrible!
Quote by Victory2134
You're just so energetic and cute. Exactly what I want in a pet squirrel, except you're a person.



I kindly ask you to correct my grammar. And also to smile.
#24
Nervously waits for Yellowstone to very suddenly blow the **** up and when it does every other country in the world just says America deserves it


Even though that would affect everyone but still that'd suck most for everyone in the states/north america
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