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#1
I officially give up on trying o find a girlfriend, so I have decided to pick one based on a fictional character so um yeah.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#5
Go with Hajime from Hamatora! She is adorbs and needs a good husbando to feed her lots of food.

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Aug 23, 2014,
#7
Quote by losing battle
I officially give up on trying o find a girlfriend, so I have decided to pick one based on a fictional character so um yeah.

One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#9
lb you crazy.

On topic, my vote is for Meryle Stryfe.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#13
Quote by snipelfritz

too young
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#15
Why can't you act like every other sadsack who gives up on finding a girlfriend and just print out a picture of a hot celebrity or something?
#17
Check your heart, you know it's the only answer.

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#18
Quote by captainsnazz
idk pikachu or something


Nuh, bulbasor watever so you can water him, and make 'em wet
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#21
This thread has made me cringe so hard my testicles actually retracted back into my body

Well done, ug
ayy lmao
#23
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Why can't you act like every other sadsack who gives up on finding a girlfriend and just print out a picture of a hot celebrity or something?

It can be so this way when I become really obsessed I can stalk them
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#24
Go with ur heart friend

Let it tell u where to go

Don't listen to these idota

Never

Just go with your heary

Hewrt

Heart

Yeah

If you want suggestion

I say the blonde powerpuff girl. I frogt her name. Sally? john? Kevin? Idk

But go with ur heart
Your heart
RIP Adam
#25
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
Go with ur heart friend

Let it tell u where to go

Don't listen to these idota

Never

Just go with your heary

Hewrt

Heart

Yeah

If you want suggestion

I say the blonde powerpuff girl. I frogt her name. Sally? john? Kevin? Idk

But go with ur heart
Your heart


You said "heart" more than than those Mumford bastards.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#26
Because ur heart is I.pirtsbt

Phmos blood and shi
Pumps

I.portsnt
Important

There we go

Yeah
And is love and shit

And op what's love

He get love
From his heart

<3
RIP Adam
#27
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
Go with ur heart friend

Let it tell u where to go

Don't listen to these idota

Never

Just go with your heary

Hewrt

Heart

Yeah

If you want suggestion

I say the blonde powerpuff girl. I frogt her name. Sally? john? Kevin? Idk

But go with ur heart
Your heart
Yeah this.

Don't let all the h8rs intimidate you. Having a waifu is a perfectly natural thing. They just don't understand.

They're afraid.

Afraid of what they don't understand.

They could never understand true love.

Not with this image they've crafted and force feed to society.

Just fly.

Just spread your wings and fly.

Or get your waifu to do it if she's the kind of waifu that flies.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
Yes exactly.

Love is natural
And your lover dkesn ha e yo be natural
If I v what I mena

Ya dig

Just go with ur heart

It goes ba bum like ad rim

A drum
Go with itz beatt
Find ur soulm8
Even if she is a cartoon

Or a pcitir

Love is love

Lecae and loce

Peace and lpve

Follo ur heart
#31
Alternatively, Kenpachi Zaraki.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#33
Is this really the life you want?

Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#36
Quote by muffinduck01
Is this really the life you want?



I laughed much harder than I should have.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#37
Quote by muffinduck01
Is this really the life you want?

No. He wants this life.

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
Holy shit are those pics for real
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#39
Quote by steve_muse
Holy shit are those pics for real
You've clearly never Googled waifu dinner.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
I just did and I'm wondering whether all the captioned ones are the same people taking the piss out of themselves or other people doing it, probs the latter. but gee I didn't know this existed and the internet really has no bounds
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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