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For me its the sound of styrofoam rubbing together. Shit makes my skin crawl


Inb4 'ts's band'
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#3
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
a babbling idiot
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
Mosquitoes that fly into my ear when I'm trying to sleep.

Why won't they realise that they'll get killed if they let you know they're there. Seriously, I don't even care about getting bitten and everything becoming itchy, just don't be so ****ing stupid!
#9
Quote by NABEF9
Whining children or groups of teens. I can't decide.


Groups of teens whining like children?
#10
Music playing elsewhere, which you can tell is playing, but all you can hear is the ****ing bass drum and very faint traces of the actual music. It's enough to let you know music is on, ut not enough to actually hear it

**** that shit
#12
Quote by sam b
Music playing elsewhere, which you can tell is playing, but all you can hear is the ****ing bass drum and very faint traces of the actual music. It's enough to let you know music is on, ut not enough to actually hear it

**** that shit

i enjoy hearing that when im out and about
banned
#16
Quote by captainsnazz
screaming frogs

omg I've never heard this so I have no idea what it sounds like and I don't think I ever want to hear it
cat
#18
Quote by guitarxo
A cute animal crying in distress

But what if they're not cute? Do we just ignore them?
#20
Quote by Pastafarian96
Monty Python sketch with the joke that kills people.




ot: if you deliberately make annoying sounds while opening some sort of plastic packaging anywhere close to me

don't expect me not to punch you
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Oh dear, current affairs...
#22
Quote by Jackson kv
A baby's laughter

Oh my god, that high pitched noise absolutely shreds my nerves. I cannot tolerate being anywhere within earshot of it.
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"Music is the strongest form of magic." - Marilyn Manson
#24
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But what if they're not cute? Do we just ignore them?

Of course not. It'd be the 2nd worst sound ever
cat
#26
Oh christ, almost forgot a horrible sound...

Foxes getting it on. I lived in London for a few months and they were going at it there almost every night. It sounded like a cross between a goose getting strangled in front of a microphone and a cat whose vocal chords have been set on fire.
The first night I heard it I genuinely thought I was hearing someone getting murdered. The only reason I didn't call the police was because I saw the horny bastards on the street below my window.
#27
the crunching/scraping sound of the ice on the side of the freezer, the ice on the windshield, crunchy snow, etc
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
The sound of silverware clashing together. Doing dishes can be very annoying because of this.
#31
Quote by ultimate-slash
Oh christ, almost forgot a horrible sound...

Foxes getting it on. I lived in London for a few months and they were going at it there almost every night. It sounded like a cross between a goose getting strangled in front of a microphone and a cat whose vocal chords have been set on fire.
The first night I heard it I genuinely thought I was hearing someone getting murdered. The only reason I didn't call the police was because I saw the horny bastards on the street below my window.


Cats getting it on are pretty bad sounding too.
Also a nail on a chalkboard. I can't stand that.
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#32
when your fork scrapes along a glass plate and makes that high pitched screech
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#33
Quote by WCPhils
when your fork scrapes along a glass plate and makes that high pitched screech


****ing that.

the only thing i came in to post.
just metal cutlery scraping on anything from metal pans, ceramic plates, glass jars or similar hard, smooth surfaces. i literally have to leave the room if someone's doing that shit.
#35
Old squeaky pens on a whiteboard.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#36
Quote by guitarxo
Of course not. It'd be the 2nd worst sound ever

That actually makes total sense. I think.
#37
The sound of a fart that you thought was dry, but was actually a wetty.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#40
I was gonna post Anaconda, but that Brokencyde video has me way more angry.
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