#1
i bomb atomically, socrates philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultraviolet shine blind forensics
i inspect you, through the future see millennium
killa bees sold fifty gold sixty platinum
shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
black wu jackets queen bees ease the guns in
rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
heads by the score take flight incite a war
chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
proceeds to blow swingin swords like shinobi
stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block
i don't know why i feel so dry
#2
yeah nigga i went to the sto
bought some milk and oreos
cashier said, yo that be 5 dollas
and i'm like, shit i forgot my wallet


True story
Sail upon the open skies
#4
ayo my name is lolmnt man i'm #cool and #nice
but you wanna post spam then you'd best think twice
don't care what you be sellin if it's pills or kitchens
don't wanna see your posts if it's hateful bitchin
my mod game is strong and my bars are wild
gonna get banned if you're postin like a child
at the end of the day it's just one branch of this tree
but mod lolmnt is your god, so hmu if u agre
#5
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, im 100% nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, im 200% nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, why do the police hate niggas?
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, is it cos our dicks is bigger?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by captainsnazz
ayo my name is lolmnt man i'm #cool and #nice
but you wanna post spam then you'd best think twice
don't care what you be sellin if it's pills or kitchens
don't wanna see your posts if it's hateful bitchin
my mod game is strong and my bars are wild
gonna get banned if you're postin like a child
at the end of the day it's just one branch of this tree
but mod lolmnt is your god, so hmu if u agre

this is good and has already aged better than even wu
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#9
Lolmnt comin in hard
Takin ya back to the school yard
Back when you didn't know what life meant
Now you know it's all about lolmnt
Lolmnt, so nice and so cool
Got flow so dope you'll
Falltothegroundwithyakneesshakin
Yagirlwakesupandherbuttisachin
Nothing to filthy, she just let me touch it
I respect women so I didn't try to **** it
I won't until she's secure in our relationship
If you think that's wrong, well, you're fullofshit

Thank you for listening to my hip hop verse!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#10
Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet
Junebug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all
And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know
Just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
Double cross the vacant and the bored
They're not sure just what we have in store
Morphine city slipping dues down to see
That we don't even care as restless as we are
We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts
And poured cement, lamented and assured
To the lights and towns below
Faster than the speed of sound
Faster than we thought we'd go, beneath the sound of hope
Justine never knew the rules,
Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls
No apologies ever need be made, I know you better than you fake it
To see that we don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
The street heats the urgency of now
As you see there's no one around
Quote by lolmnt
I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


Quote by snipelfritz
This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#11
When I was in the third grade
I thought I was gay
Because I really liked other men
And danced to the Village People
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 50-54
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 0-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 0-0
#13
Quote by angusfan16
yeah nigga i went to the sto
bought some milk and oreos
cashier said, yo that be 5 dollas
and i'm like, shit i forgot my wallet


True story



Racist!!!
#18
Quote by necrosis1193
When I was in the third grade
I thought I was gay
Because I really liked other men
And danced to the Village People



rap of the century right here
#20
79? pft, I be chillin on the rooftop like I'm bringin 88 back
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#21
Ay yo, daytripper coming in hot
Crew rollin deep, we blowin up your spot.
Got dead presidents spillin out my pockets
Why you be trippin, yo, stop it.
Bend corners in my Benz with the Gucci seats
While you cruisin in yo mom's Honda
Did she buy you those Beats?
Knee deep in pussy when I'm at the club
While you makin jokes on UG about Icy Hot rub.
#22
I'm overrated and obsolete in my speak game, i'm weak lame, my raps are nothin like sleet, rain. I speak pain so much in touch with my shit stains, that it's too hard to denounce reality with just these beats played. I speak faith, but nothin ever happens so speak hate, I hate you, and then press replay.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#23
Mean is the average, Median the middle
Mode is the most frequent—it can be big or little
Mean is the average, Median is the middle
Mode is the most frequent—plain and simple.
When we wanna analyze a group of data in a set,
Mean median and mode are useful numbers to get
Let's try a small set of numbers, just a few
Now if you wanna find the mean, just add 'em up
Then divide by the number of numbers you got
These 5 numbers add to 20, no less no more,
Divide by 5 and your mean is 4.
Now if median is what you're trying to get
You've gotta change the order of the numbers in the set
Make them low to high or maybe big to little
Then you just find which one lands in the middle
So remember the numbers that we gave to you
6 1 5 6 2
Order them 1 2 5 6 6
The median is 5—see, that was quick!
The mode is the number that pops up the most
It might be far from the mean but it's probably close
See, sometimes you get a skewed set of data
Mode gives you more information you can use later
So in our set that we have, just to review:
6 1 5 6 2
The 6 appears twice, that's more than the rest
So 6 is your mode and you can ace the test.
Math is cool
Don't be a fool
Learn about math
Here at school
Rip
Rap
Rippity Rap
A'rip rap rippity doo



#24
Verse 1
Ey yo it's BjarnedeGraaf right on the spot
judging your thread, is it lame or is it not?
every time I see your name underneath a thread.
I know it's as lame as it's gonna get

Now don't you be hatin om my style
Because the time you spend on it? not worthwhile
All I'm saying here is the truth
My rap game is better than the Baseball game of Babe Ruth.

Chorus
So hush little Eastwinn don't you cry
Consider this your thread dissaproval lullaby
If I see another thread like this
You better be sure I'm entering to take the piss.


C4C pleasepleaseplease I need ur approvalsss
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Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
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Last edited by BjarnedeGraaf at Aug 26, 2014,
#25
my rap game is crap, lame
the bars i spit are in fact tame
but when i see you plagiarizing wu
i'm like **** you
cuz my rhymes are weak
like a teak
deck that's weathered
knees weak, arms spaghetti
i'm typing nonsense
just like confetti
i throw words in the air
like i just don't care
#26
There once was a boy from the hood
who didn't do grammar so good
Society's racist,
for him there's no place - it's
not his fault that he's forced to loot.

A boy who does not have a dad
will surely grow up to be bad
A gun in his hand
he'll grow into a man
whose fate must surely be sad

Also:
Ass, ass, ass, tits
Ass, ass, booty, booty
Ass, ass, tits, tits
Ass, booty, booty, booty
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Aug 26, 2014,
#27
rip josef mengele
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#29
Quote by captainsnazz
ayo my name is lolmnt man i'm #cool and #nice
but you wanna post spam then you'd best think twice
don't care what you be sellin if it's pills or kitchens
don't wanna see your posts if it's hateful bitchin
my mod game is strong and my bars are wild
gonna get banned if you're postin like a child
at the end of the day it's just one branch of this tree
but mod lolmnt is your god, so hmu if u agre


agre
cat
#30
Never took your side, never cursed your name
I keep my lips shut tight, until you go-o-oh
We've come as far as we're ever gonna get
Until you realize, that you should go-o-oh
I'm in misery where you can seem as old as your omens
And the mother we share will never keep your proud head from falling
The way is long but you can make it easy on me
And the mother we share will never keep our cold hearts from calling
In the dead of night, I'm the only one here
And I will cover you, until you go-o-oh
And if I told the truth, I will always be free
And keep a prize with me, until you go-o-oh
I'm in misery where you can seem as old as your omens
And the mother we share will never keep your proud head from falling
The way is long but you can make it easy on me
And the mother we share will never keep our cold hearts from calling
Until the night falls, we're the only ones left
I bet you even know, where we could go-o-oh
And when it all ****s up, you put your head in my hands
It's a souvenir for when you go-o-oh
I'm in misery where you can seem as old as your omens
And the mother we share will never keep your proud head from falling
The way is long but you can make it easy on me
And the mother we share will never keep our cold hearts from calling
#31
if yall are gonna rap battle you gotta spit
videos, vocaroos, etc


bring em out bring em out
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#32
I'll take you back to 73
Before I ever had a multi platinum sellin cd
I was a baby maybe I was just a couple of months