#1
What are little things that make you feel good about yourself and humanity and make your day a little bit better?

I like it when I get a really friendly assistant at a shop, really cheers me up if they're helpful and polite and friendly.

I also like it when a cute girl on the street or public transport smiles at me randomly as our eyes cross.

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#2
when i get home from a long day at work and eastwinn's mom has already got dinner cooked and her lingerie on
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#5
When we get genuinely nice and friendly customers. there's so many ****s who are just total asses its kinda nice.

Also, a homemade biscuit and a cup of coffee.
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#6
I saw someone fail their driving test today during my driving lesson. They made a left turn and hit the curb = immediate failure. My instructor was giving me shit for turning too fast so this made my day
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#7
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when i get home from a long day at work and eastwinn's mom has already got dinner cooked and her lingerie on


You're not letting that one go are you
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#8
Not having pissed the bed is always a good pick-me-up
They made me do push ups in drag

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#10
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when i get home from a long day at work and eastwinn's mom has already got dinner cooked and her lingerie on


shut up dad that's gross
i don't know why i feel so dry
#11
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You're not letting that one go are you


we're never letting each other go
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#12
When my favourite YT'ers upload amazing videos. I.E Joe Rogan talking to awesome guests.

When Arsenal win.

When Steam have an awesome sale on.

When I talk to a cool stranger.
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#15
strangers being strange (in the interesting, non-threatening way)
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#16
First cup of coffee for the day.

Seeing how excited my dogs get when I ask them if they want to go for a walk.

The runners high I get after I do my morning cardio.

Slamming my protein shake after a workout.

Having a clean house. Clean bedroom. Clean everything. Clean clothes.

A nice hot bath.

Burning incense & candles.

The aha moment I get when I get the idea for a new song.

Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.
#19
When I put my pants on, check my pocket change and have more than I thought I did.


Or when I get on a bus and the driver is jolly and friendly rather than a miserable bellend who looks like he wants to disembowel you. (doesn't happen often)


I go on a porn site and one of the first videos on the front page is a really cute Asian girl getting smashed into oblivion, making my search for the type of porn I want not take that long.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#20
Coming home at the end of the day and yelling "Hello?!" at the top of my lungs. Then my BF comes and hugs and kisses me hello.

All of my work is done online so I don't talk all day. Letting it out is nice.
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