#1
Yo where's Wallace at??

Love that intro!

Guess what been happenin?

I've only gone and finally passed my driving test.

I wanna thank you guys for some tough love you showed me. I've failed about 8 or 9 tests now (I lose count myself!) and I've finally managed to pass. I've even knocked someone off a bike and come back fighting. I'd personally like to thank one guy here, but I forgot his name (he probs knows who he is).

Once I get a car on the road, I'm gonna do a big tour of rock stars old houses, it's gonna be amazing.
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#6
Oh man I remember you!


Congratz
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#8
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How did they even let you NEAR a car?


It was the old dudes own fault, driving that thing like a maniac.

Knocked him down good and proper, but this was like 2 years ago now.

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Congratz


Oh thnx bruh
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#9
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Just because they finally pity passed you doesn't mean you should drive.

Please don't TS.

I don't always agree with GuitarGod_92, but when I do...it's when she makes statements like this.

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It was the old dudes own fault, driving that thing like a maniac.

Knocked him down good and proper, but this was like 2 years ago now.

Please cut your driver's license in half. You shouldn't be behind the wheel or driving anything that goes faster than 5mph.
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#10
Re the bike incident, it went through the insurers. The old man sued for Personal Injury. It ended up going to a Court hearing and the old bloke won, the judge apparently said he preferred his evidence and he was a more "credible" witness, and that I came across as being arrogant and without merit!

It was ridiculous though, the old man was either drunk or senile, I'm sure of it. He seemed coherent in court, funnily enough, good actor I would say.
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#11
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Re the bike incident, it went through the insurers. The old man sued for Personal Injury. It ended up going to a Court hearing and the old bloke won, the judge apparently said he preferred his evidence and he was a more "credible" witness, and that I came across as being arrogant and without merit!

It was ridiculous though, the old man was either drunk or senile, I'm sure of it. He seemed coherent in court, funnily enough, good actor I would say.

IMAGINE THAT! An old man (who has been using motorized vehicles for years, I'm sure) sounded better than a terrible teenage driver. And now you're trying to make excuses and defame the character of the old man you hit. Shame on you!

Cut. Your. Driver's. License. In. Half.
#12
Wallace be dead yo.

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#13
I remember you. You started dating a fat chick in the hopes of making her exercise.

You two still together? I wonder how she's been working out for you (no pun intended).
#14
Congratulations.

And most bicyclists are terrible at follow the law and deserve any accidents they cause.
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#16
I got my driver's license on the first try. When I turned 18 (almost 10 years ago).
Also, I got my 125cc motorbike driver's license at age 16.

So, no congratulations for you. You should be ashamed of yourself.


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Just because they finally pity passed you doesn't mean you should drive.

Please don't TS.


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IMAGINE THAT! An old man (who has been using motorized vehicles for years, I'm sure) sounded better than a terrible teenage driver. And now you're trying to make excuses and defame the character of the old man you hit. Shame on you!

Cut. Your. Driver's. License. In. Half.

+3,1415

Based on evidence given by yourself, TS, you're a danger on the road. You should refrain from ever driving a motorized vehicle.
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#17
"Rock Stars' Old Houses Plummet in Value Due to Persistent Visits From Incompetent Driver, Prompts Very Long Headline In Local Newspaper"
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#18
It's idiots like you that'll crash into me one day and it'll be "my fault" just because I've had "a few too many"
#19
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I'd personally like to thank one guy here, but I forgot his name (he probs knows who he is)..


Yeah that's me

In your last thread you said you failed at least 11 tests

I just looked at the glory that was that thread the other night
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#20
Passing a driving test is easy anyway.

You shouldn't be allowed on the road, TS.
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#21
Now you can look forward to the insane insurance and petrol prices TS.
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#22
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It's idiots like you that'll crash into me one day and it'll be "my fault" just because I've had "a few too many"

Best part is, he'll accuse you in court of being drunk. And then the officer involved will say, "Uh, no, your honor...whoomit was clearly sober while driving his car".
#23
TS sounds like he'll pay out the ass for insurance in the end.

Either way I've been driving 1/3rd of my life, I don't condescend or get road rage, but I notice teenagers and new drivers sure due, blaming everyone else.
#24
hey man, you got your license. don't kill anyone. make use of it (in case you lose it)

congrats
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#25
congrats man. don't worry, there should be old people you can run over at the rock stars' houses.

please steer clear of motorways, neighbourhoods, main roads, etc. drive in car parks at night but be careful.
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#30
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I almost made this joke. I guess I'll add onto it.


You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

OP: Please tell me where you drive so I know how to avoid you.
#33
Congrats TS, that is if your driving has actually improved to the point that you won't kill someone.

I almost caused a wreck today and I feel like a piece of shit. If the bus was an option I'd use it. :/
#34
Quote by tp600
Yo where's Wallace at??

Love that intro!

Guess what been happenin?

I've only gone and finally passed my driving test.

I wanna thank you guys for some tough love you showed me. I've failed about 8 or 9 tests now (I lose count myself!) and I've finally managed to pass. I've even knocked someone off a bike and come back fighting. I'd personally like to thank one guy here, but I forgot his name (he probs knows who he is).

Once I get a car on the road, I'm gonna do a big tour of rock stars old houses, it's gonna be amazing.



Oh god, wherever you are in the world. I fear for the lives of the people there.
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