#1
roses are red
violets are blue
a bird in the hand
but none in my shoe


...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#3
roses are red
violets are blue
sit on my chest
and please do a poo
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Quote by Trowzaa
roses are red
violets are blue
sit on my chest
and please do a poo

That's gross!
#5
Quote by Trowzaa
roses are red
violets are blue
sit on my chest
and please do a poo


such romantic
Sail upon the open skies
#7
roses are red
violets are red
everything is red
cause i murdered everything dead

bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#8
Quote by RylanThePotato
roses are red
violets are red
everything is red
cause i murdered everything dead


#9
Oh, Stink! Oh, Sound of asscheeks spread asunder!
From wherefore, pray, does the flatulence come?
And from what medley of gases and particles does the stench arise?
Oh! Behold my weakness as the aroma constricts my throat!
Oh, Stink! Oh, Sound!


thank u its an original
#10
roses r red
violets r blue
i post in da pit
n u shuld 2
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#12
So much depends
Upon

A red wheel
Barrow

Glazed with rain
Water

Beside the white
Chickens
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#13
my name is dave
i'm riding a wave
and wearing my shades
thinking bout babes
no i'm not gay
my name's dave

his name's clark
he sees in the dark
and he never barks
because he's a cat
#14
Quote by Arthur Curry
my name is dave
i'm riding a wave
and wearing my shades
thinking bout babes
no i'm not gay
my name's dave

his name's clark
he sees in the dark
and he never barks
because he's a cat

#ripclark
#16
Haikus are real strange
And sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#17
Quote by snipelfritz
Haikus are real strange
And sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator


Well, that's just because
you don't know how to write a
haiku that makes sense.

Take a look at me
I pump haiku's out like farts
Smells like poetry
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Aug 29, 2014,
#19
Pantoums are also fun
Just look at the website below
Do you want to write a poem?
You can do it if you want

Just look at the website below
It's not porn I promise
You can do it if you want
Poems, I mean, not porn

It's not porn I promise
Like I haven't heard that before
Poems, I mean, not porn
It's always porn isn't it?

Like I haven't heard that before
Do you want to write a poem?
It's always porn isn't it?
Pantoums are also fun

https://www.youngwriters.co.uk/types-pantoum
#20
This is distracting
I have calculus homework
Fvck it. Let’s do this.

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#21
In this thread
Cheesy/bad poems, hell yeah!
You’ll wish for the bloodshed
From all the poster’s scrotum

A few haikus
Which reek like rotting crawdads
That emerged deep from the bayou
Verses worse than an overused pad

Folk poems
Referring to flowers and death
As terrible as Golem
Are y’all smoking meth?

Quatrains in the second dimension
Analyzing the first page’s attempts
My lines are perfection
The rest of you are inept

All odes to UG
As ugly as a pug
Actually, pugs are pretty cute
I wrote this in my birthday suit

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
Last edited by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at Aug 29, 2014,
#22
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I’m a pimp
Third leg’s so long
I walk with a limp

You can hail the mods
But the mods pay retribution
To the technicolor body profiting god

My cane is of the rarest gems and gold
A blue diamond sits atop
Ivory that’s worth more than the university you’re enrolled

My ladies are the finest
And a few gents with no virus
Whatever your preference be
My hos will provide you jubilee

So find me on the corner
Of your favorite burger joint
Don’t be a foreigner
My ladies won’t disappoint


-M.D., Pimp



Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#23
haikus really suck
seriously wtf
this is just stupid
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#24
there once was a man from peru
he dreamed that he was shoe
he stuck out his thumb
waited for a truck to come
and he hitched a ride to kalamazoo
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#25
Roses are red,
violets are red,
eastenders is red,
the tv's ****ed
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#26
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my gf
For 100k yews


this was so good i read it twice
i don't know why i feel so dry
#27
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose **** was so long he could suck it,
while licking his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a pussy I'd **** it.
#28
yeeeehhh yeh yeh yeh yeeeeehhh
yeh yeh yeh yeyeh yeh yeeeeeeh
yeh yehyehyeh yeeeh
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat