he's scooter
he's neutered
and the coolest cat of them all
hip spectacles
no testicles (that's right)
he lost his pair of balls

other cats they make babies
with him there's no yes or maybe
who's your daddy? "not me."
"no no no no it's not me!"
he's scooter, the neutered cat!

Who else thinks this single ad is the greatest thing to ever happen to UG?

For the past several days, I've noticed the banner right below the UG logo every time I visited the forums. Yesterday, I opened it and heard the greatest song my ears will likely ever hear, about a neutered cat, on a guitar forum......

I have a new kitten.

It's not spayed yet though, I gotta get on that.
I eat bananas vigorously


To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
I don't have ads but now I want them
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

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& alaskan_ninja

I hear this on the radio and it sensors balls, which makes it even funnier to me
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
I think the internet needs to get over this stupid cat fad.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.

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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?

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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.

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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.