#1
Hey guys,

It's been a while since I've browsed the Pit. Some of you might remember me, most of you probably don't. Last time I was in here, Jackal58 was re-running for President of the Pit with me as his VP.

What's been happening since then? Same old shit, or what?
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#2
Since the great avatar thread of 2012, everyone with a carrot avatar has been declared as openly gay.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#3
I was gay for you long before then.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#4
The Pit peaked about 2 months ago but is meh now. You just missed it, but believe me when I say that it was great. Unfortunately you will never experience it, which is quite lamentable. I pity you for it, I really do.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#7
Kensai died etc
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Holy shit Nini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're alive

great
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#11
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Holy shit Nini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're alive

great


did you expect her to be dead or something
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
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Kensai died etc

please don't remind me
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#14
Did Kensai actually die?
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#15
it was an awful train accident. The details are pretty grim, so I won't go into them, but if someone else does than go for it.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#17
Thank Odin's Beard that Kensai is alive, being the Swedish Indiana Jones: Göteborg Jones
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#18
it's been slow and boring for the past 2 years. I don't think you missed too much.
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#19
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Since the great avatar thread of 2012, everyone with a carrot avatar has been declared as openly gay.


Lost a lot of good men that day
#20
You missed the 2nd coming of 457undead
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#21
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please don't remind me


Poor old man, he never saw that train coming.


Ummm, I turned into a sexist mothefvcker, literally.

There was a raging feminist thread a few months ago, people got hurt.

There was a wanker pretending to be Green Day's second guitarist.

Things were quiet, but they seemed more active now.

Oh and Coreymonster retired.

It's weird watching Adventure Time now.
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#23
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Only positive thing of note is the closing of the drug thread.

I thought this was america
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^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !
#24
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Only positive thing of note is the closing of the drug thread.


What's so positive about that? I wanna talk about drugs.
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Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#25
I had a really good poop last week, but I don't think anyone but me knew about that, so yeah... You didn't miss much.
#28
dude snowman whoa

do you remember me


i remember you
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#29
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then i came out of retirement



Possibly the worst thing that happened here while you were gone.
#31
sup
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#32
Quote by Snowman388

It's been a while since I've browsed the Pit. Some of you might remember me, most of you probably don't. Last time I was in here, Jackal58 was re-running for President of the Pit with me as his VP.

I like how your claim to UG fame was being the VP to Jackal58. You're like a non-Sarah Palin version of Sarah Palin.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#33
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holy crap, long time no see

while you were gone i got a username change, then i resigned from modding, then i came out of retirement (and the closet, but that was long before)


How am i supposed to know who you are if you got a username change?

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sup


BRUH

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dude snowman whoa

do you remember me


i remember you


I do remember you, sir. Good to read you.

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Only positive thing of note is the closing of the drug thread.


I like drugs
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#36
I remember your name, that's all.


I am too jaded by all the comings and goings I barely remember what people were like.

sorry.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#37
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Only positive thing of note is the closing of the drug thread.


I love that everytime when some1 says that all the drug users come out and start whining about it again
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#38
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I love that everytime when some1 says that all the drug users come out and start whining about it again


They took er drugz!

I seriously have no idea what went on in the drug thread. Drugs are bad. Except if you like doing drugs, in which case they are good, I guess. But they're still bad though.
#39
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You missed threads about "Why is the Pit so quiet it was so good x amount of time ago" and "Hi Pit I've been away but now I'm back what have I missed?"



Man, I see in the Pit the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.