Things to do with your body: Stopping a sneeze (SONGWRITING - Week 34)

Poll: Best song?
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View poll results: Best song?
Song 1
3 16%
Song 2
5 26%
Song 3
5 26%
Song 4
2 11%
Song 5
4 21%
Song 6
0 0%
Voters: 19.
Minicaxotinho
Waaaat
Join date: Apr 2011
1,957 IQ
#1
Hay

Hey, does sneezing annoy you? Here's a magical trick that makes the sneeze go away. 100% guaranteed.

When you feel a sneeze coming just press on your upper lip, right below your nose. Done.
(It won't work a few milliseconds before you sneeze, do it the moment you feel it coming)

Why would you stop a sneeze?:

- If you don't want to wake people at night;

- If you're under a dusty bed, hiding from a Mexican drug lord;

- If you feel like you're going to sneeze, but can't.


The objective of this thread is to vote on the song you like the most, but remember: don't base your vote on the quality of the recording, base it on the content.


Here they are:


1 - "Two Seconds Of Silence" (nico_9550)


2 - "Haven't You Seen?" (chev311e, SirZep)


3 - "Ona Buzz" (MapOfYourHead)


4 - "Because I Lied" (BjarnedeGraaf)


5 - "I'm On TV" (sickman411, semiquaver)


6 - "Asphyxiate" (whywefight, FoOltz)


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Here is last week's most voted song, from whywefight, FoOltz and FlipComplex, it's "Paramount", with 9 votes!
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The votes will be counted this Thursday. The winner of this week's voting will become a mod in our group.

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Great trolling. 10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9lb7WwvRsk

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Check out last week's thread here: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1654416
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BjarnedeGraaf
UG's bear
Join date: May 2012
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#3
I went for song 3, made me want to shake dat booty!
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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,718 IQ
#4
Quote by Minicaxotinho
Hay

Hey, does sneezing annoy you? Here's a magical trick that makes the sneeze go away. 100% guaranteed.

When you feel a sneeze coming just press on your upper lip, right below your nose. Done.
(It won't work a few milliseconds before you sneeze, do it the moment you feel it coming)

Why would you stop a sneeze?:

- If you don't want to wake people at night;

- If you're under a dusty bed, hiding from a Mexican drug lord;

- If you feel like you're going to sneeze, but can't.
Why do you try soo hard? You're already successful with this whole songwriting bit.

#drunkrant.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
BjarnedeGraaf
UG's bear
Join date: May 2012
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#5
^ Rant less, vote more.
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Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
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#6
im not sure you want a drunk man voring
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
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#7
I'll vot efor #4 aka because i lied
i cant spell his username right now.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
BjarnedeGraaf
UG's bear
Join date: May 2012
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#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'll vot efor #4 aka because i lied
i cant spell his username right now.


thanks drunk man
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ultimate-slash
Playing the tempeh
Join date: Oct 2007
755 IQ
#9
****! I wasn't expecting the volume of the sixth song, so I threw a cup of coffee over my shirt. Now my colleagues are looking at me funny...

Anyway, I voted for number two, because it's awesome (though all the other songs are great as well).
Leaving the choirs behind to sing
of anything fair
of lilac spring
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Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,718 IQ
#10
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
thanks drunk man
OHMYGOD IT WAS YOU AND I NEVER EVEN REALIZED!

Baha.

still a little drunk if you wanna party.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
BjarnedeGraaf
UG's bear
Join date: May 2012
2,725 IQ
#11
Quote by Joshua Garcia
OHMYGOD IT WAS YOU AND I NEVER EVEN REALIZED!

Baha.

still a little drunk if you wanna party.


hmu bby
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G-Dog_666
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#14
Voted 5. 6 had my vote until vox came in. Didn't like one track being slightly behind the other by a few ms.
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BjarnedeGraaf
UG's bear
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#17
Quote by chev311e
I went with 'because i lied'. Nice sounding song.

Posts like these make my day, thanks buddy!
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nico_9550
#teamsansa
Join date: Oct 2010
347 IQ
#18
Quote by sickman411
Really great week this week. Voted for Nico, nice one. Map's was amazing too.


Thanks

We could end up with four winners this week
steve_muse
beating a dead forum
Join date: Dec 2007
419 IQ
#19
Song 3 killed it
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
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#22
Quote by G-Dog_666
Voted 5. 6 had my vote until vox came in. Didn't like one track being slightly behind the other by a few ms.


Ick, sorry about that. The timing issues go deeper than that unfortunately. I would've liked to practice it more but we were running out of time

Anyway voted for two
FoOltz
Mr. Angry McShouty
Join date: May 2013
20 IQ
#26
Went with chev/Zep that whole song was sick. You guys sound awesome together, you should collab more often.
Nico's was a close second for me, those strings were perfect.
Minicaxotinho
Waaaat
Join date: Apr 2011
1,957 IQ
#27
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Why do you try soo hard? You're already successful with this whole songwriting bit.

#drunkrant.

I think a thread with just the songs would be boring

(but you may be right, maybe these threads could have less stuff... I don't know)
BjarnedeGraaf
UG's bear
Join date: May 2012
2,725 IQ
#30
yeah all that stuff makes me laugh every time. your a weird one but that's what makes this good,
These are probably the best threads of the pit considering how much crap is posted daily
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chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#32
Quote by FoOltz
Went with chev/Zep that whole song was sick. You guys sound awesome together, you should collab more often.
Nico's was a close second for me, those strings were perfect.



Thanks man I appreciate it. And thanks to everyone else for the votes. It was a blast working with zep and to finally work with some drums!
nico_9550
#teamsansa
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347 IQ
#33
Quote by FoOltz
Went with chev/Zep that whole song was sick. You guys sound awesome together, you should collab more often.
Nico's was a close second for me, those strings were perfect.



Thanks man


#Wednesdaybump