Things to do with your body: Stopping a sneeze (SONGWRITING - Week 34)

Poll: Best song?
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View poll results: Best song?
Song 1
3 16%
Song 2
5 26%
Song 3
5 26%
Song 4
2 11%
Song 5
4 21%
Song 6
0 0%
Voters: 19.
#1
Hay

Hey, does sneezing annoy you? Here's a magical trick that makes the sneeze go away. 100% guaranteed.

When you feel a sneeze coming just press on your upper lip, right below your nose. Done.
(It won't work a few milliseconds before you sneeze, do it the moment you feel it coming)

Why would you stop a sneeze?:

- If you don't want to wake people at night;

- If you're under a dusty bed, hiding from a Mexican drug lord;

- If you feel like you're going to sneeze, but can't.


The objective of this thread is to vote on the song you like the most, but remember: don't base your vote on the quality of the recording, base it on the content.


Here they are:


1 - "Two Seconds Of Silence" (nico_9550)


2 - "Haven't You Seen?" (chev311e, SirZep)


3 - "Ona Buzz" (MapOfYourHead)


4 - "Because I Lied" (BjarnedeGraaf)


5 - "I'm On TV" (sickman411, semiquaver)


6 - "Asphyxiate" (whywefight, FoOltz)


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Here is last week's most voted song, from whywefight, FoOltz and FlipComplex, it's "Paramount", with 9 votes!
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The votes will be counted this Thursday. The winner of this week's voting will become a mod in our group.

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Great trolling. 10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9lb7WwvRsk

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Check out last week's thread here: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1654416
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#3
I went for song 3, made me want to shake dat booty!
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#4
Quote by Minicaxotinho
Hay

Hey, does sneezing annoy you? Here's a magical trick that makes the sneeze go away. 100% guaranteed.

When you feel a sneeze coming just press on your upper lip, right below your nose. Done.
(It won't work a few milliseconds before you sneeze, do it the moment you feel it coming)

Why would you stop a sneeze?:

- If you don't want to wake people at night;

- If you're under a dusty bed, hiding from a Mexican drug lord;

- If you feel like you're going to sneeze, but can't.
Why do you try soo hard? You're already successful with this whole songwriting bit.

#drunkrant.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
im not sure you want a drunk man voring
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
I'll vot efor #4 aka because i lied
i cant spell his username right now.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'll vot efor #4 aka because i lied
i cant spell his username right now.


thanks drunk man
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My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#9
****! I wasn't expecting the volume of the sixth song, so I threw a cup of coffee over my shirt. Now my colleagues are looking at me funny...

Anyway, I voted for number two, because it's awesome (though all the other songs are great as well).
#10
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
thanks drunk man
OHMYGOD IT WAS YOU AND I NEVER EVEN REALIZED!

Baha.

still a little drunk if you wanna party.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
Quote by Joshua Garcia
OHMYGOD IT WAS YOU AND I NEVER EVEN REALIZED!

Baha.

still a little drunk if you wanna party.


hmu bby
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My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#14
Voted 5. 6 had my vote until vox came in. Didn't like one track being slightly behind the other by a few ms.
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#17
Quote by chev311e
I went with 'because i lied'. Nice sounding song.

Posts like these make my day, thanks buddy!
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My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#18
Quote by sickman411
Really great week this week. Voted for Nico, nice one. Map's was amazing too.


Thanks

We could end up with four winners this week
#19
Song 3 killed it
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#22
Quote by G-Dog_666
Voted 5. 6 had my vote until vox came in. Didn't like one track being slightly behind the other by a few ms.


Ick, sorry about that. The timing issues go deeper than that unfortunately. I would've liked to practice it more but we were running out of time

Anyway voted for two
#26
Went with chev/Zep that whole song was sick. You guys sound awesome together, you should collab more often.
Nico's was a close second for me, those strings were perfect.
#27
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Why do you try soo hard? You're already successful with this whole songwriting bit.

#drunkrant.

I think a thread with just the songs would be boring

(but you may be right, maybe these threads could have less stuff... I don't know)
#30
yeah all that stuff makes me laugh every time. your a weird one but that's what makes this good,
These are probably the best threads of the pit considering how much crap is posted daily
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My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#32
Quote by FoOltz
Went with chev/Zep that whole song was sick. You guys sound awesome together, you should collab more often.
Nico's was a close second for me, those strings were perfect.



Thanks man I appreciate it. And thanks to everyone else for the votes. It was a blast working with zep and to finally work with some drums!
#33
Quote by FoOltz
Went with chev/Zep that whole song was sick. You guys sound awesome together, you should collab more often.
Nico's was a close second for me, those strings were perfect.



Thanks man


#Wednesdaybump