MattMez
The Unknown
Join date: Dec 2009
69 IQ
#1
Someone on my Facebook timeline posted this video today

http://youtu.be/4rysHrMClDE

If you can't be bothered to watch the video it's a recording of Paul Harvey in the 1960's saying what he would do if he were the devil, starting by taking over the US, tell people to do as they want and disregard religion, make them lazy and unambitious etc and ends the essay by saying "In other words if I were the devil I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing"

No one on Facebook seemed to hear that last line and think that the 60's was a time where atheists, lazy people, drugs/alcohol, easter eggs and pornography didn't exist, so they are freaking out thinking everyone has been enslaved by the devil.

Personally nothing said in his essay made me suddenly believe in God and the devil. What does Pit think?
slash_GNR666
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#2
If I were the devil I would make every day nude day
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Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
3,120 IQ
#6
la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas.
to me this is for real
So-Cal
Banned
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264 IQ
#7
Quote by MattMez


No one on Facebook seemed to hear that last line and think that the 60's was a time where atheists, lazy people, drugs/alcohol, easter eggs and pornography didn't exist, so they are freaking out thinking everyone has been enslaved by the devil.


lol people are idiots
Weaponized
Creaky
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#10
If I was the devil I would vote republican
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If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


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MadClownDisease
Just a Turing Machine.
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982 IQ
#11
So basically a 3 minute video of a man saying "I'm highly religious and highly conservative, I don't like that things are becoming less religious and more liberal".
crazysam23_Atax
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Join date: Oct 2009
5,700 IQ
#12
Quote by MattMez
No one on Facebook seemed to hear that last line and think that the 60's was a time where atheists, lazy people, drugs/alcohol, easter eggs and pornography didn't exist, so they are freaking out thinking everyone has been enslaved by the devil.

You need better FB friends, man.
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
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203 IQ
#13
Quote by slash_GNR666
If I were the devil I would make every day nude day


#slash2014 #devilslash #voteforslash
ayy lmao
cha33 armstrong
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Join date: Jan 2012
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#14
I am a devil...

A handsome devil
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
ultimate-slash
Playing the tempeh
Join date: Oct 2007
755 IQ
#15
Quote by cha33 armstrong
I am a devil...

A handsome devil

I'm sure you could "invert" my "cross" if you know what I mean.
Leaving the choirs behind to sing
of anything fair
of lilac spring
.
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Xiaoxi
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Join date: Nov 2007
2,744 IQ
#16
Has anyone seen I Saw The Devil? It's on Netfix. Pretty intense. Made me nauseous at some points

...modes and scales are still useless.


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ron666
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2010
226 IQ
#18
If I were the devil, I would be coloured red and have a big pitch fork and have horns on my head, sort of like this....

ron666
SGstriker
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#19
Quote by slash_GNR666
If I were the devil I would make every day nude day


I can support this. #FappeningPartDeux
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JamSessionFreak
King of the divant
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#21
Quote by Eastwinn
la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas.

non, ce n'est pas vrai. la plus belle des ruses du diable est l'omelette du/au fromage

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Na juriš, ohej, partizan,
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Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
3,120 IQ
#22
Quote by JamSessionFreak
non, ce n'est pas vrai. la plus belle des ruses du diable est l'omelette du/au fromage





some get that dexter gif
to me this is for real
the bartender
UG's biology teacher
Join date: Nov 2009
429 IQ
#23
But what if I am the devil?
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore