#1
Do tell.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#2
They can't cause it's so small
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#3
they cant help it, it's so big
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#5
That's like asking why kids always reach for candy.
I don't know the answer to that either.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Quote by Joshua Garcia
That's like asking why kids always reach for candy.
I don't know the answer to that either.


Because yo dick is so sweet
ayy lmao
#7
It's big and smooth and I tell them they can.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#8
Quote by chookiecookie
Because yo dick is so sweet
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
It's just one those things. Sun goes up, sun goes down, you can't explain that. Hand touches dick
#14
Quote by Weaponized
It's just one those things. Sun goes up, sun goes down, you can't explain that. Hand touches dick

Everybody knows why the sun goes down.

Because of gravity, duh.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#15
Quote by snipelfritz
Everybody knows why the sun goes down.

Because of gravity, duh.

Everyone knows why ur mum goes down


cuz she is promiscuous
#16
Lock your fingers together and form a cup. Cup your shaft and massage up and down with your palms only. Push with the base of your palms and use your thumbs to push up and down on the top of your dick. Try to push as hard as possible and make sure you are fairly well lubricated. Baby oil or even vegetable oil is nice. When you reach the head with your thumbs, circle out and stroke the glans before sliding back down. Toss away!!
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#17
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Lock your fingers together and form a cup. Cup your shaft and massage up and down with your palms only. Push with the base of your palms and use your thumbs to push up and down on the top of your dick. Try to push as hard as possible and make sure you are fairly well lubricated. Baby oil or even vegetable oil is nice. When you reach the head with your thumbs, circle out and stroke the glans before sliding back down. Toss away!!



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I an evety characyer in this story
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#20
Quote by guitarxo
Why wouldn't they?

Hey, I have a gift card for Olive Garden...

(In comedy we call that a callback...assuming you've already read that other thread)
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#21
I'm usually rescuing it from an awkward position in my underwear.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#22
Quote by Nelshizzle
Do tell.



This thread is low for you, Nel. Come on, man.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#23
Because I stick it through a hole in the wall of the toilet stall
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#24
Anyone else get the urge to just play with themselves a little bit from these threads?

Nothing serious, not looking for a long term commitment just some quick fun. Feel around in there, admire the smoothness, gee never noticed that bit before kinda stuff


...I'll just be over here
#25
I was already doing it, so i just kept going with it
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#26
it's pretty nice so everyone wants to hold it
i don't know why i feel so dry
#27
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Anyone else get the urge to just play with themselves a little bit from these threads?

Nothing serious, not looking for a long term commitment just some quick fun. Feel around in there, admire the smoothness, gee never noticed that bit before kinda stuff


...I'll just be over here

roooom for one more?
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#28
Men don't grab my dick. Neither do women.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'