#2
Lasagna
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Don't think I've ever been sigged.


I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
#7
Freedom fries, and freedom toast. With ISIS playing in the backround, for the extra low-blow.
#9
I would give him cabbage soup, vodka to drink, and put Stravinsky on in the background. Then, in the middle of the meal, I would have a crowd chanting "USA USA USA" come in for no real reason.
#12
Philip, since when do you watch Dutch TV? Did you move in with someone else in the Netherlands? Thought we were bros, bro.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#13
Quote by Neo Evil11
Philip, since when do you watch Dutch TV? Did you move in with someone else in the Netherlands? Thought we were bros, bro.


I found a new Dutchie who was willing to move to Spain with me.

Sorry bro. Had to move on.
#14
Quote by Philip_pepper
I found a new Dutchie who was willing to move to Spain with me.

Sorry bro. Had to move on.

You are un-bro'd, pal.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#15
I would cook Vladimir a whole pound of beef rectum, stuffed with the penises of sparrows.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#17
Quote by Philip_pepper




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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#19
Think UG has never had such a gay thread, and we used to have the Gay thread.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#20
Quote by Neo Evil11
Think UG has never had such a gay thread, and we used to have the Gay thread.


Gay, cis, bi, straight, they just labels man.

Love though, love is forever.

EDIT: gay talk in a Putin thread.
#21
#PenisRiot
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#28
I'd so some real high quality heroin with him
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#30
Quote by Neo Evil11
#PenisRiot

Is that what you'd cook for Putin(and if so, recipe please), or a comment on the direction of the thread?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#31
2,597,532,469 boiled eggs.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#32
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Is that what you'd cook for Putin(and if so, recipe please), or a comment on the direction of the thread?

It's the party that my dish will cause in your mouth; a delicious penis riot.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#33
Quote by Neo Evil11
It's the party that my dish will cause in your mouth; a delicious penis riot.

So, you're saying that your 'dish' will be 'Putin' my mouth?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#34
Quote by slapsymcdougal
So, you're saying that your 'dish' will be 'Putin' my mouth?

It will not just be putin your mouth, it will annex the crap out of it.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#35
Quote by Neo Evil11
It will not just be putin your mouth, it will annex the crap out of it.

A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#36
Quote by Neo Evil11
It will not just be putin your mouth, it will annex the crap out of it.

Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'