#1
So tonight my roommate invited bunches of people over for a double birthday party. My girlfriend and one of my friends from out of town went out to a party along with the whole group.

I, as a semi-responsible party/caring boyfriend feel the need to stay up until all these two foo's get home.

How should I stay up?

No fap because that'll make me sleepppy.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#5
Hope so, nothing turns me on more than blown out pussy.

Also, I just don't really like going out to parties.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#6
Quote by snappedstrings6
Hope so, nothing turns me on more than blown out pussy.

Also, I just don't really like going out to parties.


Hope you didn't really like your girlfriend

Because she's getting it.
ayy lmao
#7
Yes. Because introverted always=girlfriend who is less introverted getting laid.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#8
Quote by snappedstrings6
Yes. Because introverted always=girlfriend who is less introverted getting laid.


...yeah.

Lol.

Do you even real world logic

I'm mostly just messing bro.
ayy lmao
#10
yeah you should of gone.. your gf is gonna get sick of the whole 'i dont like to go to social events' stance pretty quickly

if you were a 'caring' boyfriend like you claim you are, you'd get over your fear of people and spend a night with her
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#14
If you're having a party why the **** are you on UG?

edit: Also you should just shotgun some coffee and then you'll be fine.
Last edited by WaterGod at Sep 7, 2014,
#16
Red Bull or monster energy work better than coffee.
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#17
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Red Bull or monster energy work better than coffee.


Coffee has up to 100 mg caffeine /100 ml
All Energy drinks have 32 mg caffeine /100 ml

Taurin has no effect. So no.
#18
do some scotch shots, neat, while you think about the amateur porno of your drunk gf sucking off your m8 that's bound to pop up in a few weeks


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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
Do ALL the drugs (and your girlfriend when she comes home)
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#21
Once you mentioned that you had a girlfriend, TS, I no longer cared about your question. My envy of you causes me to wish you a life of pure pain.

Burn in Hell, TS.
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#22
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....Why didn't you go?

Your gf is probably getting triple railed.


Gotta say, your posts in this thread would have made me spit out my drink in laughter if I was drinking.
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#23
Quote by Wiegenlied
yeah you should of gone.. your gf is gonna get sick of the whole 'i dont like to go to social events' stance pretty quickly

if you were a 'caring' boyfriend like you claim you are, you'd get over your fear of people and spend a night with her

This is true. Take it from someone that used to do the same thing as you. Go out next time.
#24
You don't have to stay up. They'll be alright and no one's gonna be mad that you fell asleep. At least you didn't go to the party and sleep there, that's the worst
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