Poll: do you let your daughter date dread
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i'd let her date near anyone
4 13%
yah i guess
8 25%
lolno
10 31%
who is dread
10 31%
Voters: 32.
#1
let's say you're a parent. you have a daughter and dread wants to date her. he's 20, and she's, say, 18. your partner is neutral on the subject. do you let her date him?


for the sake of argument, dread is not married at this time.
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#2
I would not give my daughter to a guy whose name is Dread. That's the big clue in the beginning of the movie which lets the audience know the guy is a ****ing serial killer. Take away the r and it says Dead.
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#3
yah i guess
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#4
Dread seems like the kind of guy who would give you a nice firm handshake, so that means he can't date my daughter, as his handshake proves he's okay with gender role policing, and I'll have none of that.
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#6
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Dread seems like the kind of guy who would give you a nice firm handshake, so that means he can't date my daughter, as his handshake proves he's okay with gender role policing, and I'll have none of that.


NO PRIVILEGED WHITE CISGENDERED MALE IS GOING TO PUT MY BEAUTIFUL PANSEXUAL FURRY OTHERKIN DAUGHTER, AXL (gender neutral name) THROUGH THE HORRORS OF GENDER POLICING, THAT IS LIKE LITERALLY AS BAD AS THE HOLOCAUST OMG
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#8
No first i would ask u if u would die for my daughter and if u said yes then i'd say no you cannot date my daughter and then u would ask why and then i would tell you because i dont want a man who would die for my daughter because that would leave her heartbroken and all alone.

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#9
I would dread it if he dated my daughter. His efforts would be all for nought.

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#10
yes obviously

being his father in law would be hilarious
i don't know why i feel so dry
#11
Hold on, if dread didn't let his daughter go out with eastwinn but eastwinn let his daughter go out with dread, this could get awkward
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#13
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I would dread it if he dated my daughter. His efforts would be all for nought.


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#15
dreadnought is eating dinner with my daughter, my wife and i

he says something about politics

literally anything

i flip the table and yell "workers of the world unite" then punch a window

he doesn't even flinch
i don't know why i feel so dry
#16
oh dread, please don't start using 'champion' as an adjective it's one of the worst examples of Northern slang.
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#18
as long as he abandons it once he moves on to bigger and better things, I'm good with that
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#19
Like 'quality' or 'class'
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#22
I'd let dread date my daughter, As long as we can lift together.


For some reason when I first saw dreadnoughts username I thought of the beginning of mass effect 3, When the reapers explode the dreadnought ship. So, If dread explodes while dating ma daughter that would not be cool yo
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#23
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Hell, I'm hetero and I would date him.


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#24
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dreadnought is eating dinner with my daughter, my wife and i

he says something about politics

literally anything

i flip the table and yell "workers of the world unite" then punch a window

he doesn't even flinch


worker uprising mentality, how cliché
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#26
No, my daughter is a lesbian and a haaaawt one at that. Dread can go with her to the shooting range though.
#27
Oh I forgot mention that my daughter is a eco terrorist and has a fondness for mc donald's. she doesn't know what she wants! hahaha
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#29
no daughter of mine is dating a secret agent ninja
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#30
Wouldn't let my daughter anywhere near anyone who posts on forums in the internet
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#31
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Oh I forgot mention that my daughter is a eco terrorist and has a fondness for mc donald's. she doesn't know what she wants! hahaha

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#32
My daugther, while probably still a little bit naive at the age of 18 (just like any other person) surely will be smart enough to make her own decisions.

If you are this person, I don't like you.

#33
I think dread banned me once.
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