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http://rt.com/news/185876-universe-elimination-higgs-boson/

Higgs’ elementary particle underpins existence in our universe might become unstable, warns renowned physicist Stephen Hawking. The energy potential of the ‘God particle’ is so vital for the entire universe it could make the cosmos collide, he concludes.

“The Higgs potential has the worrisome feature that it might become metastable at energies above 100bn gigaelectronvolts (GeV),” Hawking wrote.

The imminent danger of that power potential is that it could end time any time soon!

“This could mean that the universe could undergo catastrophic vacuum decay, with a bubble of the true vacuum expanding at the speed of light. This could happen at any time and we wouldn't see it coming,” Hawking explained, acidly noting that “A particle accelerator that reaches 100bn GeV would be larger than Earth, and is unlikely to be funded in the present economic climate.”


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Luckily, the last sentence quoted means that it's unlikely to be a threat until an evil genius comes along to take over the world by building an accelerator larger than planet earth under complete secrecy.

I suppose you could also argue that the universe wouldn't technically be destroyed because of thermodynamic law. But let's face it; irrational mass panic is way more stimulating.
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Does this make humans the only animal actually capable of destroying the universe? That's pretty strong.


'capable of'


We can barely make it to pluto, get a grip
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yeah, but it's probably solid state...
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yeah, but it's probably solid state...

listen, that technology has come a long way
#9
^^ that's a hell of an example that we barely have the resources to do meaningless stuff, let alone the meaningful stuff.
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This sounds like bad science


Yeah, that Hawking guy. Complete dimwit.
#13
I don't understand the science so I won't be worrying.

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Yeah, that Hawking guy. Complete dimwit.


It's the bad extrapolations of his statement that worry me tbh
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#15
oh, gosh. what a bother.
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I suppose you could also argue that the universe wouldn't technically be destroyed because of thermodynamic law.


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That energy cannot be created or destroyed?
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That energy cannot be created or destroyed?

If energy cannot be created or destroyed then where did energy come from?
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If energy cannot be created or destroyed then where did energy come from?

God.
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If God created energy and prior to that nothing existed where did God come from?

Another God.
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Another God.

If God is so great how come he was so insecure that he had to make an entire universe to have the little mites on one planet worship him?
#25
The lolmnt particle could destroy the universe you say?
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If God is so great how come he was so insecure that he had to make an entire universe to have the little mites on one planet worship him?

The Bible predicted that people would turn away from God during the end times. Steven Hawking is a messenger of God.
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If God is so great how come he was so insecure that he had to make an entire universe to have the little mites on one planet worship him?

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If Steven Hawking is so great how come he can't talk and looks like a melting popsicle?

It takes one to know one.
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Forgive him, Lord. For he knows not what he says.
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Don't you talk down to me in front of the lord you smug such-and-such I'll shove a cross so far up your pee hole it'll make crucifixion feel like you're being anointed in oil by sexy boys in comparison, rubbing your entire smooth body down working it into every crevice mmmmm...
#33
Since when was God ever on your side, atheist?
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God has always been on my side, For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life John 3:16.

He loves me and I love him and I don't care what anyone says or thinks or does because together we're happy.
#36
This officially confirms my theory...that Stephen Hawking is a total dick.

His ****ing smarmy face and everything.
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Pretty sure i'm made of god particles
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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Pretty sure i'm made of god particles

We all comprised of the atomic particles of god's cosmic ejaculate.
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We must repent for our sins. Let our lord and savior wash us clean.

I already do this regularly, so I'm way ahead of you lot
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