#1
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I just kneaded the dough.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#3
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O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#4
I hope you will rise to the challenge of me proposing to you to come up with a joke that isn't half-baked
#6
Quote by E7#9
I hope you will rise to the challenge of me proposing to you to come up with a joke that isn't half-baked


I may just rise to the occasion.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#7
They could make pencils with an eraser on each end.


But what would be the point
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#11
My heart hurts so focking bad right now.
Name's Luca.

Quote by OliOsbourne
I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
Quote by Cajundaddy
Clue: amplifiers amplify so don't turn it on if you need quiet.
Quote by chrismendiola
I guess spambots are now capable of reading minds.
#12
On the way back from the ball, Cinderella stopped by Kinkos to wait for her prints
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
Did you hear about the pilot whose prosthetic arm became detached during the landing sequence?

Well, no one was hurt. So you know what they say: No arm, no foul
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#14
I went to the pet store the other day and I told the lady behind the counter that I would like to adopt a pet duck. She slapped me hard across the face and I shouted "what the fuck was that for?!" and she coolly responded "No harm no fowl"
#16
I kind of thought that this would be about Into The Woods, and now that I know it isn't, I'm sad.
superman is killing himself tonight
#17
Mirror cleaner.


Now that's a job I can really see myself doing.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#20
Quote by Baby Joel
I kind of thought that this would be about Into The Woods, and now that I know it isn't, I'm sad.


one of my favorite musicals for sure. seen it performed 3 three times
i don't know why i feel so dry
#22
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I went to the pet store the other day and I told the lady behind the counter that I would like to adopt a pet duck. She slapped me hard across the face and I shouted "what the fuck was that for?!" and she coolly responded "No harm no fowl"

lol
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#23
I am a baker
and today is my birthday
and I just turned one years old
and I'm very cold
cuz I just found out
I'm a baker man
and I live inside
a baking can
with soft and pretty bakers hands
and I'm also lonely
#24
Did you hear about the optician who fell into his glasses making machine and made a spectacle of himself
#26
Quote by Jackintehbox
I am a baker
and today is my birthday
and I just turned one years old
and I'm very cold
cuz I just found out
I'm a baker man
and I live inside
a baking can
with soft and pretty bakers hands
and I'm also lonely

I'M A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD MAN
I'M A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD MAN
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#28
Quote by snipelfritz
I'M A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD MAN
I'M A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD WIZARD
A WIZARD MAN

*high five*
#29
finish the story, how did you become a baker
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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