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And then send someone to pick me up from jail. Of course, you'll have to wait until the paramedics are done checking up on you.

There seems to be a lot of this nonsense happening lately, where any child left unsupervised is in mortal danger. And, it seems to be an American thing. What gives? What do you people think?
#4
What the fuck? 1) The officer couldn't have gotten there that quick. 2) Why are some nosy busybody assholes calling the cops when it's 75 degrees?!
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I'm guessing concerns were more about abduction than heat-related.

It was 5 fucking minutes!
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It was 5 fucking minutes!

They don't know how long the mother is going to be gone beforehand though, do they?
#8
My house gets hotter and I'm in here all day.

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They don't know how long the mother is going to be gone beforehand though, do they?
No, but if she really did go in to buy one item, then that would be evidence enough to prove it was a quick run.
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#10
Seems a bit extreme, considering the NSA was probably watching over the baby from somewhere, someway, anyway.
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My house gets hotter and I'm in here all day.

No, but if she really did go in to buy one item, then that would be evidence enough to prove it was a quick run.

I'm not saying I agree with the charges, I could just understand the concern on the part of a passerby.
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I can't believe the officer responded within 5 minutes, that's incredible.
Haha, good point. That's incredible response time. Cops usually only show up that fast if they think they're gonna get to shoot something.
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They don't know how long the mother is going to be gone beforehand though, do they?

Nah, but it seems stupid to immediately assume she was abusing her child. What's even worse is that she was charged.
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why charge her when she's already paying $20 for a loaf of all natural gluten free vegan vegetarian whole wheat free range wheat bread at whole foods?
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I hope I never have kids. I dont want to have to worry about someone calling the cops cause I left them in front of the tv while I was taking a shower.
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I hope I never have kids. I dont want to have to worry about someone calling the cops cause I left them in front of the tv while I was taking a shower.

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If you adopt a non-white baby no one will care what you do with it

Poor investment choice, it'll probably get shot before it reaches 18
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Quote by RylanThePotato
why charge her when she's already paying $20 for a loaf of all natural gluten free vegan vegetarian whole wheat free range wheat bread at whole foods?


more like she's paying into a system of gentrification that masquerades as fair competition by selling "ethnic" products that absolve suburban shitstains of their sense of social responsibility while simultaneously causing massive increase in income from foreign capital, greater expanding the reach of wage slavery that we politely refer to as "globalization" but should really be called "fuck capitalism" and also maybe "fuck whole foods" and fuck you
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#22
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Poor investment choice, it'll probably get shot before it reaches 18
Good, because I didn't really set any money aside for it to attend college anyway
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more like she's paying into a system of gentrification that masquerades as fair competition by selling "ethnic" products that absolve suburban shitstains of their sense of social responsibility while simultaneously causing massive increase in income from foreign capital, greater expanding the reach of wage slavery that we politely refer to as "globalization" but should really be called "fuck capitalism" and also maybe "fuck whole foods" and fuck you


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more like she's paying into a system of gentrification that masquerades as fair competition by selling "ethnic" products that absolve suburban shitstains of their sense of social responsibility while simultaneously causing massive increase in income from foreign capital, greater expanding the reach of wage slavery that we politely refer to as "globalization" but should really be called "fuck capitalism" and also maybe "fuck whole foods" and fuck you

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more like she's paying into a system of gentrification that masquerades as fair competition by selling "ethnic" products that absolve suburban shitstains of their sense of social responsibility while simultaneously causing massive increase in income from foreign capital, greater expanding the reach of wage slavery that we politely refer to as "globalization" but should really be called "fuck capitalism" and also maybe "fuck whole foods" and fuck you

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more like she's paying into a system of gentrification that masquerades as fair competition by selling "ethnic" products that absolve suburban shitstains of their sense of social responsibility while simultaneously causing massive increase in income from foreign capital, greater expanding the reach of wage slavery that we politely refer to as "globalization" but should really be called "fuck capitalism" and also maybe "fuck whole foods" and fuck you


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more like she's paying into a system of gentrification that masquerades as fair competition by selling "ethnic" products that absolve suburban shitstains of their sense of social responsibility while simultaneously causing massive increase in income from foreign capital, greater expanding the reach of wage slavery that we politely refer to as "globalization" but should really be called "fuck capitalism" and also maybe "fuck whole foods" and fuck you

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Good, because I didn't really set any money aside for it to attend college anyway

If you're gonna adopt something and spend years feeding it and sheltering it out of your own pocket you're better off getting a cow, at least that way you can eat it once it's dead
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Quote by entity0009
If you're gonna adopt something and spend years feeding it and sheltering it out of your own pocket you're better off getting a cow, at least that way you can eat it once it's dead

You do realize that letting a cow die of old age means it won't be good for eating, right?
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Quote by entity0009
If you're gonna adopt something and spend years feeding it and sheltering it out of your own pocket you're better off getting a cow, at least that way you can eat it once it's dead

You can still get tax benefits and welfare and stuff from the government so it's not a total loss.
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You do realize that letting a cow die of old age means it won't be good for eating, right?

Please read further up.
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#35
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75 degrees and five minutes are you kidding me..

Edit: That too ^


75 degrees and sunny outside can mean well over 100 degrees inside the car in short time.
#36
Quote by pugachev
75 degrees and sunny outside can mean well over 100 degrees inside the car in short time.
Are you admitting to being a nosy-busybody? Sounds like it.
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Are you admitting to being a nosy-busybody? Sounds like it.

With the string of deaths recently from people leaving children unattended in hot vehicles, you'd think the lady would have a bit of sense. Sure, she may only been gone for 5 minutes but the people who called the police didn't know how long she was going to be gone for. If there was a long line it could have been 10-15 minutes instead. By then, its over 90 degrees in the car.
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Quote by pugachev
With the string of deaths recently from people leaving children unattended in hot vehicles, you'd think the lady would have a bit of sense. Sure, she may only been gone for 5 minutes but the people who called the police didn't know how long she was going to be gone for. If there was a long line it could have been 10-15 minutes instead. By then, its over 90 degrees in the car.
Prove to me there's a trend and that children have died, in a car, in 15 minutes, with the window cracked, in 75 degree heat. Like... my god, children are not without any common sense or capability. But whatever makes you feel righteous I guess.
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the irony is that the kid probably didn't even get to go to the doctor like he needed to

lol more government efficiency at work

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#40
i went to whole foods one time and got a cheeseburger

it was the worst cheeseburger i ever had
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