Farted on the toilet. Put it on my gf's youtube channel. Think she'll mind?

#2
Holy shit, this again?
Has your girlfriend really not dumped you yet?
I have nothing important to say
#3
Nah I wouldn't mind.
I'd dump you fo sho though.
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i put a video of me blowing my ex-boyfriend's best friend on his youtube channel xD



Didn't know you swung that way Thrash.


Congratz on coming out.
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#10
You should give her digits to me because I am a man who is not an immature 14 year old seeking attention.
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Didn't know you swung that way Thrash.


Congratz on coming out.

looking back on my post the message was not very clear or indicative of my initial intent. i find this mildly comical as evidently you do as well. ha ha


(this post was still funnier than op)
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If your girlfriend doesn't find farts funny then you should break up with her


I like the way you think.
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I'm willing to bet your girl is planning on breaking up with you real soon.


We can only hope.
ayy lmao
#21
this is either

a) that black dude who is somewhere in between a motivational speaker and a wwe manager

or

b) that loser with the fake beard and long hair who keeps posting his painfully unfunny sketches

will report back when i care enough to click on the un-embedded link




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Sep 9, 2014,
#22
Dude, what did you eat? I hope you drank a lot of water afterwards because you can become severely dehydrated and it causes a concern for both you and your spouse.

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Now before you look at this chart I must advise you to start eating more solid foods because you can and most probably will rupture an anal blood vessel and create hemorrhoids for yourself in the future.

If you need anymore info please check out this website.
http://www.gutsense.org/constipation/normal_stools.html

Good luck with your bowel movements man. I hope your girlfriend understands.
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Dude, what did you eat? I hope you drank a lot of water afterwards because you can become severely dehydrated and it causes a concern for both you and your spouse.

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Now before you look at this chart I must advise you to start eating more solid foods because you can and most probably will rupture an anal blood vessel and create hemorrhoids for yourself in the future.

If you need anymore info please check out this website.
http://www.gutsense.org/constipation/normal_stools.html

Good luck with your bowel movements man. I hope your girlfriend understands.


Thanks for the advice. I think I just ate too many beans though. I can assure you that my stool is fine now.