Poll: well?
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I am a male and a woman has bought me a drink
30 51%
I'm a male and a woman hasn't bought me a drink
24 41%
I am a female and i have bought men drinks.
2 3%
I am a female and i havent bought men drinks.
3 5%
Voters: 59.
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#1
I noticed that more women come up to me and bring me booze, I'm not complaining but is this becoming more of a norm?
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#5
Quote by losing battle
I noticed that more women come up to me and bring me booze, I'm not complaining but is this becoming more of a norm?


It's feminism. Women want to be men.

Soon they'll want to wear pants instead of skirts.

It's a matter of time until they get the right to vote.

Then we are truly doomed.
#7
Quote by losing battle
I noticed that more women come up to me and bring me booze, I'm not complaining but is this becoming more of a norm?

Yes. It IS 2014.
#9
In that case I fully support feminism. I want even more free booze!
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#10
Quote by losing battle
In that case I fully support feminism. I want even more free booze!


no stop

support feminism

pour alcohol down the gutter

abolish the wage system now
i don't know why i feel so dry
#12
Quote by losing battle
In that case I fully support feminism. I want even more free booze!


Me too brah.

Sit back and enjoy the decline.

#15
The decline would be even better if they knew I was a whiskey drinker or asked first
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#16
Quote by losing battle
The decline would be even better if they knew I was a whiskey drinker or asked first


One step at a time ol chap.
#17
Quote by Philip_pepper
Don't worry Sam, we'll share the booze with you too.


You know, if you didn't insist on being a misogynistic prick, I might take you up on this. But...you do insist.
#18
My mom bought me a drink from the vending machine this one time.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
Yes society is losing its mind and women think they can do things
My God, it's full of stars!
#20
It's men's turns to say "no" to the booze, and then for women to drug our drinks, take us home and molest us, then accuse us of dressing too slutty over text message.


...then and only then will men be accepted as equals.
#21
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You know, if you didn't insist on being a misogynistic prick, I might take you up on this. But...you do insist.


You're right Sam. I've been bad in the past. But now that feminism equals free booze, I have seen the errors in my ways.

I want you to know I'll be right behind you in the feminist rally. With fists in the air, man. Let's do this.
#22
Quote by Eastwinn
alcohol is a disease of society.
You're a disease of society.

Yeah sure why not? I'd wager money it's more common.
#23
Quote by Philip_pepper
You're right Sam. I've been bad in the past. But now that feminism equals free booze, I have seen the errors in my ways.

I want you to know I'll be right behind you in the feminist rally. With fists in the air, man. Let's do this.

#24
My dad ordered a glass of coke from a bar when I was a child.

Does this mean he's a pedo?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#25
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
My dad ordered a glass of coke from a bar when I was a child.

Does this mean he's a pedo?


only if he ordered it from The Swan and Paedo
#27
Quote by soundgarden1986
only if he ordered it from The Swan and Paedo

One of the bars I remember him taking me to was actually called The Swan.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#28
Then yes
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#30
Now only if I can get them to buy me steaks
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#32
Just noticed your avatar, user title, location, and general presence in life.

No woman bought you drinks.
My God, it's full of stars!
#33
I buy everyone drinks when I'm drunk & have access to money. It doesn't mean anything
cat
#34
Quote by Dreadnought
Just noticed your avatar, user title, location, and general presence in life.

No woman bought you drinks.



Fatties.
#35
Quote by guitarxo
I buy everyone drinks when I'm drunk & have access to money. It doesn't mean anything


It's official guys. The patriarchy has been toppled.

SAM, WE DID IT!
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Sep 9, 2014,
#36
Quote by seanlang01
You're a disease of society.


do you really think so honey?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#38
Quote by Dreadnought
Just noticed your avatar, user title, location, and general presence in life.

No woman bought you drinks.

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#39
Send it back. They're trying to drug you to steal your penis parts so they can wear them like a tampon.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#40
Quote by guitarxo
I buy everyone drinks when I'm drunk & have access to money. It doesn't mean anything

I don't think you speak on behalf of all women, I'm sure many women mean something when they buy guys dranks.


Edit: OT: I've only had female friends buy me dranks in a platonic manner
Last edited by JackWhiteIsButts at Sep 9, 2014,
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