#2
let's be honest here you are not happy that you're single




#3
mate I don't even think any phone numbers anywhere have that number of digits
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#6
I am not single, I have a waifu.
Ignorant America.
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#9
LOL peps always has the best responses

keep doin what you doin

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#11
Me and 6 of my mistresses are having an intimate evening tonight.

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#12
cuz half of Americans are ugly lol
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mate I don't even think any phone numbers anywhere have that number of digits


that's just his SS#
#13
You know that in the census you're either single or married, right? So if you're dating someone you're counted as single.

Also you fucked up the amount of numbers in the phone number.
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#14
I think you're just tired of women Phillip. Maybe you just need a big thick dick up your ass. Call me bby xoxo
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#15
I can't seriously understand if that article is serious (the bloomberg logo helps) or there has been a huge misunderstanding about what "selfie" means (the bloomberg logo is what makes me think about this possibility as well).
Name's Luca.

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#19
When I'm miserable and single, I crank one out.

That's why I have a right arm like Popeye, and a left arm like Olive Oyl.
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#21
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Me and 6 of my mistresses are having an intimate evening tonight.



My recyclable bin is overflowing with beer cans, but yes, err, I am single and happy.

I literally have $5 dollars to last me two weeks.
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.
#22
It's kind of sad how obviously Philip is obsessed with relationships, his lack of them, and his total misunderstanding of social propriety.
My God, it's full of stars!
#23
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It's kind of sad how obviously Philip is obsessed with relationships, his lack of them, and his total misunderstanding of social propriety.



Real talk.
#24
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It's kind of sad how obviously Philip is obsessed with relationships, his lack of them, and his total misunderstanding of social propriety.

You are mean. You meanie.
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#25
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It's kind of sad how obviously Philip is obsessed with relationships, his lack of them, and his total misunderstanding of social propriety.

It's true
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#26
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It's kind of sad how obviously Philip is obsessed with relationships, his lack of them, and his total misunderstanding of social propriety.



true and sad yet also funny because it's phil
#27
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It's kind of sad how obviously Philip is obsessed with relationships, his lack of them, and his total misunderstanding of social propriety.


I'd rather wank my dad than be in a committed relationship.

*opens up the lube bottle*

Unless it's a relationship with Neo. I'm down for that.


But shame me all you want, the government needs beta males to marry women. I applaud people like you.
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#28
^ I don't know if, as your dad, I would be pride of you or disgusted by you.

Could you ask him please so I can go back to sleeping comfortably?
Name's Luca.

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#29
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^ I don't know if, as your dad, I would be pride of you or disgusted by you.

Could you ask him please so I can go back to sleeping comfortably?


He's actually dead.

He died when I was 3.
#30
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It's kind of sad how obviously Philip is obsessed with relationships, his lack of them, and his total misunderstanding of social propriety.

yep
#31
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He's actually dead.

He died when I was 3.
I am sorry to hear that.

But I must admit your dedication is admirable, proposing to un-dig your father and then open his coffin and then wank him.

Do you feel like you have a fatherly figure you're close enough to to ask if he's proud or disgusted?
'cause I'd still be interested in an answer to that.
Name's Luca.

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#32
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I am sorry to hear that.

But I must admit your dedication is admirable, proposing to un-dig your father and then open his coffin and then wank him.

Do you feel like you have a fatherly figure you're close enough to to ask if he's proud or disgusted?
'cause I'd still be interested in an answer to that.


Hmmm...

I'll go ask my neighbour.