#1
Maddox and Dick Masterson have a podcast called The Biggest Problem in the Universe where they discuss the biggest problems in the universe.

In one episode Dick calls out Ultimate-Guitar('s app) and by extension personally nominates all of you as the biggest problem in the universe:
http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-16/
@ 51:08


here's a ranking of the problems as voted on by listeners. agre? disagre? should "people who can't eat spicy food" be higher? (a: yes)
anyone else listen to this? discuss The Biggest Problem in the Universe or the biggest problems in the universe
#2
Well yeah but I've heard really nothing good about the UG apps. Almost two or three times a week a question in the New Members forum will pop up about it cause it just confuses and irritates people.
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#3
Just caught up on their episodes this morning. I enjoy their podcast.
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#4
Is this the same guy who wrote that website about why men are better than women?
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#7
I hate trying to read tabs on my phone on this site because there's a big grey bar across the screen that says, "save tab to device" then if you click it, it takes you to go download the app.
#8
^ you need a way less advanced phone, brother.
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I'll care about the app when it means I can use the forum on my phone decently.
A thousand and one times this.
Also even more.
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#10
I didn't listen or even really read OP carefully, but if anyone thinks that anything related to UG is one of the biggest problems, they are ****ed in the head.
#11
Well, he's not wrong on this subject.
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#12
Maddox is always never right on subjects pertaining to fiction, but his reality is spot on.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#13
UG is unusable on your phone on the net as people post ****ing gifs all the time. Even though I have put in my browser to not show them, it still loads them costing me about 20-50mb per page visit.
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#14
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what a waste of a podcast

why is it a waste? because maddox's potential is wasted on this podcast format? or because you do not find it entertaining&humorous in general? or are you upset because you do not like spicy food :/ ?
#16
Wow, this show in insufferable
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#18
Dick slamming can slam his dick
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Drink your wine
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#19
Meh, I totally agree with what they're saying.

They're talking about DLC and additional content on Apps. Specifically, they are talking about DLC in games and they use UG's app as an example.

Also, I have never used the UG app.
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#20
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Wow, this show in insufferable


I'm sad you haven't posted in the GT at all (to my knowledge) since I started playing through the MGS series for the very first time
#21
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UG is unusable on your phone on the net as people post ****ing gifs all the time. Even though I have put in my browser to not show them, it still loads them costing me about 20-50mb per page visit.

Just use the poverty Opera Mini browser on your phone
#22
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ULTIMATE GUITAR GIVES NO SHITS ABOUT DICKSLAMMING!


WHOA WHoa whoa whoa whoa


Slow Down.


Is what your mom said when I was dick slamming her.

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#23
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Just use the poverty Opera Mini browser on your phone

Does this actually work? what does it do.
#24
I thought we were relevant again
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#26
Dick Masterson sure comes across as a dick masters'son
My God, it's full of stars!
#27
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UG is unusable on your phone on the net as people post ****ing gifs all the time. Even though I have put in my browser to not show them, it still loads them costing me about 20-50mb per page visit.

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#29
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WHOA WHoa whoa whoa whoa


Slow Down.


Is what your mom said when I was dick slamming her.
Look at this guy. Making your mom jokes, like it's 2012.
#30
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Look at this guy. Making your mom jokes, like it's 2012.


Look at this guy. Making a time reference joke like Prince in 1982

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#32
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UG is unusable on your phone on the net as people post ****ing gifs all the time. Even though I have put in my browser to not show them, it still loads them costing me about 20-50mb per page visit.

I have an unlimited data plan. Don't use UG on my phone, though.
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#33
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Look at this guy. Making a time reference joke like Prince in 1982

Damn, Prince was the man.
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#34
Isn't this the guy who thinks he's a pirate and draws things on MS Paint?
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#35
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I have an unlimited data plan. Don't use UG on my phone, though.

In the Netherlands they used to have those for decent prices. Then they went all: omg no one is texting and calling anymore. So then they changed it. I pay 40 euros per month for 2gb of internet. Do have a nice phone though.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#36
Who are Maddox and Dick Masterson?
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