Poll: are you cliterate?
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View poll results: are you cliterate?
yes
30 70%
no
0 0%
i'm not a coward i've just never been tested
13 30%
Voters: 43.
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#2
I am fairly cliterate with my hands and mouth.

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#4
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#6
the clitoris doesn't exit. neither do women
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#8
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Women want me to be cliterate? Well they can go fuck themselves.

Check your cliterage.
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#10
What about gay men? Are they fluent with linguisdicks?
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#12
Quote by necrosis1193
What about gay men? Are they fluent with linguisdicks?


now that's linguisdicks
i don't know why i feel so dry
#13
poll option 3 is the only lyrical reference I've gotten in one of these threads

edit: also that is a really nice font
edit2: actually, the font is nice except for the 'y'. it looks out of place
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#14
Quote by necrosis1193
What about gay men? Are they fluent with linguisdicks?

nice
#15
my sex ed was just a science teacher showing us a load of pictures of people with warts and shit on their dicks

I dunno if that's what you're asking or not
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#16
i haven't had sex enough to really say but my ex-girlfriend accused (yeah) me of not really being a virgin after the first time. she was mainly a clit girl too

so there's that i guess
Last edited by Dregen at Sep 10, 2014,
#17
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the clitoris doesn't exit. neither do women


This made me chuckle. good wun
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#19
what is a women
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#20
what is sex? i hear its nice
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#22
This is the kind of question that you should be asking the imaginary girlfriends. It would be funnier to see the yes votes quickly be flipped to "lolno"
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#23
Quote by Dregen
my ex-girlfriend accused (yeah) me of not really being a virgin after the first time

Badass.

That was a sam level humble brag.
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That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

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#24
Quote by Dregen
i haven't had sex enough to really say but my ex-girlfriend accused (yeah) me of not really being a virgin after the first time. she was mainly a clit girl too

so there's that i guess


ur mum said the same thing to me

hahahahahahahahha
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#26
holding hands with someone is significantly more gratifying than having sex with them.




#27
Quote by necrosis1193
What about gay men? Are they fluent with linguisdicks?

E-married to ilikepirates

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#28
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holding hands with someone is significantly more gratifying than having sex with them.

LOL look at how basic this guy is
#29
I suffer from clitslexia

I always mix my d with your moms and sisters v.

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#30
Quote by MinterMan22
holding hands with someone is significantly more gratifying than having sex with them.

sorry ma'am i would not want to oppress you with my male privilege if you know what i mean :-)
#31
your all illcliterate ****s who dont know shit
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#32
i once said hi to a grill. does that count?
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#35
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
Badass.

That was a sam level humble brag.


ow

to be fair though that was one of those posts that made me facepalm when i thought about it half an hour later

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ur mum said the same thing to me

hahahahahahahahha


my mother's dead
#36
Quote by MinterMan22
holding hands with someone is significantly more gratifying than having sex with them.

I was at a party once and this guy was trying to impress these lady friends of ours by saying that he got more pleasure out of kissing a woman than having sex with one. they then proceeded to laugh and him and excuse him of either never having sex or not being good at it. this guy also claimed not long before that he had drank a full 24 case of beer to himself the week before, so he wasn't to trust worthy at that point.
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#37
i was pretty cliterate with your mom last night
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#38
I've never been to Clitoris but I heard it's somewhere near the Gaza Strip
#40
I selected the Might Mighty Bosstones option on the poll. Didn't actually read anything else.
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